A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 23, 2007 8:46:48 am PST #3190 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

What did the over-your-head person say, after s/he stopped rolling on the floor crying with laughter?

I left a voicemail with her and then called the customer (wow, was she not a pleasant person), and now I'm waiting for my supervisor to get back from lunch so we can craft an appropriate, uh, "response" to reassure all parties cc:ed that everything is hunky dory.


JohnSweden - Feb 23, 2007 8:49:13 am PST #3191 of 10001
I can't even.

In "politicians are just the genuinest" news, one of my Aussie pals just sent me this link:

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§ ita § - Feb 23, 2007 8:52:07 am PST #3192 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just called my cell voicemail and got one half of a phone conversation. And not one half of a recorded phone conversation--I never got my voicemail prompts at all. Just listening to this woman talk about a job she didn't want while kids wail in the background. I'm kinda scared to try again.


Jessica - Feb 23, 2007 8:57:40 am PST #3193 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Do they still have the ancient wooden escalators in Boston?

Macy's in NYC has those! Most of the upper floors have been upgraded, but there are still one or two ancient creaky ones leading to the Cellar and the food court.


Jesse - Feb 23, 2007 9:04:50 am PST #3194 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, I feel so bad for a coworker right now -- earlier this week, her cousin's 18 year old son died in a snowboarding accident, and now her grandmother died last night! So sad for that family. Granted, the grandmother must have been pretty old, because my coworker's around 50, but still. A bad week.


sumi - Feb 23, 2007 9:07:36 am PST #3195 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

That poor woman -- too much all at once.


Jesse - Feb 23, 2007 9:12:08 am PST #3196 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah -- and especially for her cousin's family -- it's the cousin's grandmother, too.


Liese S. - Feb 23, 2007 9:13:29 am PST #3197 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

escalator death

This is because, and I feel certain I've mentioned this before, escalators are evil. They have teeth, they have terrifying recorded voices, they have mysterious substances on their oddly rubbery handholds, and they are lit from below with green.


Miracleman - Feb 23, 2007 9:28:58 am PST #3198 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

This is because, and I feel certain I've mentioned this before, escalators are evil. They have teeth, they have terrifying recorded voices, they have mysterious substances on their oddly rubbery handholds, and they are lit from below with green.

That green is just the radiation leaking from the reactors into which they stuff their unwitting victims as fuel for their unholy machinations.

Nothing to be worried about.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2007 9:35:25 am PST #3199 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A bad week.

I worked for a woman who lost her long-time ex, and her sister (in separate accidents) within the same week. She was reeling.

Of course, she wasn't much help during my divorce. "Hey, nobody's dead."