Wow. They really like to chew, huh?
Right. Sir. Honey.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Feb 22, 2007 7:36:06 am PST #2870 of 10001
Because books.
Daisy Jane - Feb 22, 2007 7:38:22 am PST #2871 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I like the ones who're all sprawled and passed out after a long day of tearing up your shit.
juliana - Feb 22, 2007 7:44:08 am PST #2872 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Weapons of Mastiff Destruction?
Ginger - Feb 22, 2007 7:44:19 am PST #2873 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
This one [link] looks like a dog I had for 14 years. Gremlin was a stray and no vet was confident about her ancestry, although mastiff was one breed that often came up in their guesses. The resemblance is even more striking because she did reduce a car seat to a metal frame and hundreds of bits of foam rubber.
Connie Neil - Feb 22, 2007 7:46:18 am PST #2874 of 10001
brillig
It ripped the piano leg off????
That picture ought to be blown up and posted on the front door as an intruder deterrant.
Kathy A - Feb 22, 2007 7:52:28 am PST #2875 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Damn, I forgot to bring my lunch with me. I blame the big bags of garbage I had to take to the dumpster on my way to the car for putting it out of my head. Oh, well, I ended up going to the cafeteria and getting a cup of soup, a cup of mixed veggies, and a piece of naan (they had chicken curry for the main hot dish, along with the Nacho Bar). Close enough to what my lunch should have been, but with added soupy creaminess and calories.
tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 7:53:10 am PST #2876 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Daisy Jane - Feb 22, 2007 7:54:44 am PST #2877 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Britney is back in rehab.
I think she's just fucking with people now.
shrift - Feb 22, 2007 7:57:02 am PST #2878 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It's funny to me that she's in rehab because she actually might need rehab instead of going into rehab after being a hypocritical dickhead.
Cashmere - Feb 22, 2007 7:58:57 am PST #2879 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
My cousin was an MP in a canine unit and his dog was a Mastiff. Ike was so fucking huge. It's a good thing that they're laid back for the most part. I highly recommend LOTS of training for them, though.