Right, there comes a point where you have to either move on, or just buy yourself a Klingon costume and go with it.

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Feb 12, 2007 8:54:44 am PST #283 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We do hot and clorox for white. Cold for Blacks and coloreds. Since we uee clorox--white and black goes with blacks.


amych - Feb 12, 2007 8:55:48 am PST #284 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm not sure what to do with myself, lately.

I'd start with champagne and go from there. Seriously, this is such amazing news!


shrift - Feb 12, 2007 8:58:33 am PST #285 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Allyson, I second the champagne idea! And I'll bet you can get some on sale because of Valentine's Day.

And I need to pre-order your book.


shrift - Feb 12, 2007 8:58:40 am PST #286 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So nice I said it twice?


Nora Deirdre - Feb 12, 2007 9:02:32 am PST #287 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And I'll bet you can get some on sale because of Valentine's Day.

You misspelled, "all champagne will be marked up because of Valentine's Day hype."

I assume it's like the same as the V-Day specific fluctuation in price for red roses, right?


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2007 9:02:35 am PST #288 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When people ask mewhat my book is about, I still don't know how to describe it without getting redfaced.

If you don't feel like launching into a detailed explanation, you could say, "It's a vampire thing you just wouldn't understand."

Congrats on the good early signs, btw....


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2007 9:03:20 am PST #289 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You misspelled, "all champagne will be marked up because of Valentine's Day hype."

Maybe after V-Day?


Allyson - Feb 12, 2007 9:04:18 am PST #290 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

no no! No champagne. I'll wait for a good review. Then I'll have a little. Korbel. In a paper cup.

If it sells well, then I'll move up to Korbel in a plastic cup.

I can't fathom them selling all the copies that were ordered. The thing that I think was good (and also an amazing stroke of luck) is that the booksellers picked my sample chapters out of what is likely a huge pile of new authors and they liked the writing enough to place a confident order.


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2007 9:04:26 am PST #291 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Screams for a Lush bath, really.

Speaking of products, I was rolling with a guy this weekend and he paused and said "Aveda?" Boy (he's 22) got my hair product right! Damn weird, let me tell you, since it's a very slight smell.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 12, 2007 9:04:55 am PST #292 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

exactly! Before V-Day= beer and whiskey. After V-Day= reasonably priced champagne and flowers!

It's win-win.

My data does not indicate that Mexican Coke will be affected by the holiday, so Allyson should be all set regardless.