Things Safeway has substituted that I wish they hadn't:

• sharp cheddar for extra sharp
• sea salt pita chips for Greek Flavor pita chips
• mild salsa for medium

Substitutions in general, I get -- one size for another or one brand for another -- but here they've actually sort of changed the product that I ordered!

Shit I didn't say:

• No, I'm not seeing anyone. Please don't do this. Okay, I'm lying to be nice.
• Dammit! That hurt! I want to whine now, and be coddled.
• How dare you not be attracted to girls like me!
• I wonder if the fact that you're attracted to girls like me will ever be relevant.
• Who are you calling girlie???
• Hire me. Right now.

I really need a job. Spending full days at the krav centre is making me altered.

Shit I didn't say today:

Have you directed a show before?

Shit I didn't say...I don't think I left anything unsaid today.

Anyone up and about?

I would like to raise a glass to anyone who didn't leave anything unsaid...and got away with it. Suffice it to say, I feel like a heel, but a backed-into-a-corner heel.

I feel the need to point out that I didn't really interact with many people yesterday that would have needed things said to them. Or, I was just really, really oblivious to what was going on in the world around me. That could be it too.

I don't think I ever don't leave anything unsaid. But that may mostly be because the world inside my head is bigger than the world outside my head and requires more commentary. That the world outside my head would be unhappy to hear.

You know what's even better than ice cream in the middle of the night? Leftover Chinese food. Mmmmmm...

There is chocolate cupcake all over the front of my shirt. Life could be worse, I guess.

Damn. Now I want chocolate cupcake.

OOOO! I still have cheesecake. I could have that.