Mind you, I'd let him get into my farthingale - if ya know what I mean.

I don't care how badly JRM runs in The Tudors, I'm going to be too busy mooning over Jeremy Northam as Sir Thomas Moore to notice.

Shit I Didn't Say: "I'm calling out today, not because I am actually sick, but because I cannot bear the thought of spending thirty minutes explaining to your psycho self that I am running late simply because I set my alarm wrong, and not because there is something "happening in my life" that you as my manager need to know about. And no, you are not my friend."

I'm going to be too busy mooning over Jeremy Northam as Sir Thomas Moore to notice.

I'll be mooning with Matt.

Is it a rule that requires Catherine of Aragorn be cast as a sharp-faced, dark haired Spanish woman instead of the round-faced Castilian with red-gold hair that she was?

I should really stop reading Tudor biographies. It's fucking with my televised entertainment.

You should probably just stop reading.

Shit I Didn't Say:

(After I've had exactly one half hour to myself all day, eaten dinner with a toddler clinging to my leg and another one screaming her head off, and while I'm standing in the doorway getting ready to take a much needed break while a kid has one of my feet in the air trying to remove my sock) Um, I'm sorry I didn't notice or react to your witty and sweet innuendos. I'm tired. I'm distracted. I love you. Now let me go read my book in peace.

You should probably just stop reading.

I can read Alison Weir AND watch Veronica Mars at the same time!

I did something today I haven't done since 1988--I swam laps!!! I only did 11 laps, but I also floated on my stomach and kicked for three minutes solid (felt that in my rear and the backs of my thighs). I'm going back on Thursday night and will try and boost that up to 15 laps and five minutes kicking. I also made friends with the woman swimming in the next lane, and told her I'd see her on Thursday.

I'm going to try and go over in the morning and use the treadmill and weight machines before going to work. Have to work off those paczkis!

Everybody who hates giant puppets at demonstrations may want to make an exception for this satirical puppet from a German protest:

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Warning - non-erotic puppet tush.

Catherine of Aragorn be cast as a sharp-faced, dark haired Spanish woman

She's Irish - she was in The Commitments.

It's actually a heavily Irish cast - I'm assuming that's where they're filming.

Yay Kathy!

Shit I didn't say today: "Is it absolutely mandatory that everyone wait until as close to my final deadline as possible before revealing that editorial support I've been promised will be TKO'd by other projects that were supposed to be over by now? And that said deadline remain rock-solid for me while the schedules for other projects are apparently fluid?"