Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.

Xander/Buffy ,'Help'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 9:34:12 am PST #1460 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She should send off the ad and responses to Broadsheet at Salon.

Didn't Broadsheet (or someplace else) already cover it a few days ago? I swear I saw it someplace else in addition to here....


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 9:37:04 am PST #1461 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That just reminds me of the word moist. Poor word, to have all that ick on it now.

There was this comedy radio show in Chicago years ago that had a recurring character who had Tourette's. Of course the Tourette's guy couldn't swear on the radio, so his random Torette's interjections were things like "Moisture!" and "Monthly visit!"


JZ - Feb 16, 2007 9:41:30 am PST #1462 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm still steamed over the response I got back from them, like they were trying to make me feel like some sort of humorless dried up feminist. I'm a really funny, well moisturized feminist.

Damn, that's beautiful -- and yet there's so much context behind it that I hesitate to COMM it. I do, however, urge you to cannibalize it and use it in an essay for the next book. It's just too lovely a line not to share with as big an audience as possible.


JZ - Feb 16, 2007 9:47:20 am PST #1463 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Also, congratulations, bon bon! (Am I the only one who gets confused by the bonbob portmanteau and has to stop and remind nyself that we're not congratulating a bonobo? Yes, I probably am.) I remember when you were just a leather-clad Michigista plotting her escape, and now you're a high-powered NYC attorney who's about to acquire a philosopher husband! Yay!

Please tell us you're going to register for a root.


JZ - Feb 16, 2007 9:49:08 am PST #1464 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And, hat trick, thank you so very much, flea and Cindy and Cash and Aimée and Burrell and everyone else whose name sleep-dep has driven from my brain. I no longer feel so crazy, so inept and possibly lethal, or so alone. Thank you so, so much. You are goddesses. And apologies to the non-babied for the thread hijack yesterday.


Allyson - Feb 16, 2007 9:49:30 am PST #1465 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita, have you been following this Joe Rogan v. Carlos Mencia kerfuffle?

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I just saw it today on Andrew Sullivan's blog.

What a mess.


sarameg - Feb 16, 2007 9:53:20 am PST #1466 of 10001

Please tell us you're going to register for a root.

Oh my god, I'm not explaining my laughter to the two confused looking guys in the office.

You really must.


Steph L. - Feb 16, 2007 9:54:42 am PST #1467 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Please tell us you're going to register for a root.

Oh my god, I'm not explaining my laughter to the two confused looking guys in the office.

You really must.

Ahahaha!!! t points to tagline


Steph L. - Feb 16, 2007 9:55:56 am PST #1468 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And, hat trick, thank you so very much, flea and Cindy and Cash and Aimée and Burrell and everyone else whose name sleep-dep has driven from my brain.

Does your husband hate us for the pile-on?


flea - Feb 16, 2007 9:58:32 am PST #1469 of 10001
information libertarian

We so MUST send a wedding gift. Does Tiffany make roots?