I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Feb 11, 2007 6:00:33 am PST #134 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ooh -- I think 'interned' is a winner, so to speak. Sounds bland, has a very sinister bureaucratic meaning.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2007 6:07:27 am PST #135 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora, you came in her to post a dying puppy story? Do you think that showed discretion? Are you trying to personally destroy all happiness and/or the weekend?

Well, technically, the dog is not dying, he is dead.

When have I ever claimed to show discretion?


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2007 6:12:08 am PST #136 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, technically, the dog is not dying, he is dead.

If only Schrodinger had a puppy instead of a cat....


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2007 6:36:35 am PST #137 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Where is everyone?

ION, I want to go play on my desktop 'puter, but my kitty is sleeping on the computer chair. I always feel guilty kicking him off a chair he's sleeping on. Oh well....

Maybe I can bribe him with catnip....


Lee - Feb 11, 2007 7:04:28 am PST #138 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm awake!


Jesse - Feb 11, 2007 7:05:08 am PST #139 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm glued to the sofa by a sleeping cat. This is Not Good.


Pix - Feb 11, 2007 7:22:49 am PST #140 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I am flopped in bed still and am attempting to type around a purring cat. He's the most insidious snooze button ever.


Theodosia - Feb 11, 2007 7:22:59 am PST #141 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

My cats are busy making sure that the new duvet on top of my bed doesn't move. It's positively heroic how they've thrown themselves on top of it, and have even fallen asleep in their ceaseless vigil.


Pix - Feb 11, 2007 7:24:29 am PST #142 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Theo, they sound as dedicated as my cats are at guarding clean, warm laundry.


Pix - Feb 11, 2007 7:24:34 am PST #143 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

This double post brought to you by the letters C-A-T.