Jesse, thanks. I forgot about that. But how do I love
KC on FNL? LOTS!
Anyway, I don't want to think about dental bennies. Cause I'm so fucked of my own doing, it isn't funny. Seriously, I kinda get weepy thinking about it. I've got a rec for a guilt free dentist nearby and that's my resolution for the year. Because I am well and truly fucked. I suck at taking care of me. My cats, my car (even when I destroy it, holy hell, I'm pissed about that) I'm good and prompt. Me? Hah. It's probably a mental condition. Or something. I rationally know it is screwball, but that doesn't make me call for an appointment any sooner. I suck as a grownup. Yeah, I've been pondering this for a bit.
Teeth? Another design flaw.
Teeth? Another design flaw.
Right!?! Why aren't they steel and pointy so we can rip out the bowels of our enemies?
It's possible I've had too much scotch.
Do it!
I thought of someone in my very own timezone that I owed a call. And wasn't sick of. Now I'm burbled out. But we're going to Vegas in July! Everyone should come! It'll be awesome!
You know what the cool kids are doing these days? Drunken text messages.
Doesn't that require one of them cell phone-y thingymabobs? My e-lifestyle is still rooted in the early 1990s.
Oh, but ita, did Allyson give you the thingy that I gave her to give to you? Because if not, you should probably kick her ass.
Ooo, I never happen to be around when stuff happens. Congrats to bon bon for being drunk!
And, y'know, the other thing, too. Aw!
YAY BON BON and BOB BOB!!
Woo hoo for bon bon and Bob Bob! Congratulations!
Congratulations! (HaVEN'T seen Beep Me - am assuming -- marriage?)
GA: You know if I were to
wake up dead, and to my left there was Kyle Chandler (& Kyle Chandler's Hair!) and to my fight JDM - I think I could be happy as a dead person.