You gotta have priorities.
Every time a relative sticks a baby in my hands, I hold it awkwardly like the little snot and poo machine it is, raise my eyebrow, and say, "You realize this isn't going to end well, don't you?"
And why haven't I left the office yet? Holy crap, time to go.
My little snot and poo machine just cut his first tooth!
I like CuteOverlord, but when I look at the kitty/ferret pictures I can't help but think what would happen if they met in the wild....
No, Aims, that's my BIG snot and poo machine.
Aw, Dillo's first tooth! Where is it? Bottom front?
Dillo gets a delighted SQUEE! next time I see him.
Aims gets to buy me a new keyboard.
orders special LiteBrite keyboard for amych
orders special LiteBrite keyboard for amych
Aww. I will love it, and hug it, and call it Ignignokt.