Main server choked. South Korea's fault. Won't be up until late tonight. FUN.

I'm really glad I have something actually fun lined up for the evening, followed by UB and some other teevee because otherwise I might just crawl me saltstainedjeaned self under the desk and start whimpering.

I'm reading about Chicago gangs to pass the time.

Yeah, I definitely won't be passing along any of this to my parents.

I'm guessing they'd realize Al Capone does not pose that big a threat to you, shrift.

block access to interactive websites from schools and libraries.

Ironically, the NIH informative websites, which are funded and mandated by the federal government, are all over interactive tutorials and flash demos and things. It turns out that people are way more likely to learn something about, say, warning signs for a heart attack if such signs are presented in moving-picture format.

Clearly, learning about heart attacks undermines America!

I'm guessing they'd realize Al Capone does not pose that big a threat to you, shrift.

Yes, but I suspect they don't need to know that I've got the Gangster Disciples, the Almighty Latin Kings, the Almighty Black P Stones, the Conservative Vice Lords, and 4CH, like, on the way to the grocery store.

they don't need to know that I've got the Gangster Disciples, the Almighty Latin Kings, the Almighty Black P Stones, the Conservative Vice Lords, and 4CH, like, on the way to the grocery store.

Hee! Probably not.

the Conservative Vice Lords

I ask you: what is the POINT of being a Vice Lord if you're going to ruin it by being conservative?

I have to ask though...Conservative ViceLords?

I'm guessing they'll be pro-death penalty and guns, then huh?

I'm guessing they'll be pro-death penalty and guns, then huh?

Probably pro-free market too....

Probably pro-free market too....

They can take away my socialist nanny state when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.