Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Feb 15, 2007 5:01:42 am PST #1017 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Be carefull out there. Yikes.

I totally read the link as check your panties, and clicked. Then found that the 2 jars of peanut butter I just bought a couple days ago have that product code. Bother.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 15, 2007 5:02:04 am PST #1018 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

the main roads and commuter rail lot weren't bad. If only these gail force winds would depart the way of the precipitation, it wouldn't be that bad out.

I know, I'm being a baby, but I am really worried about slipping and falling on the sidewalks. I mean, it happens a lot around here in the winter and I still go about my day, but... I don't know. I just had a bad feeling about it today.


Theodosia - Feb 15, 2007 5:02:12 am PST #1019 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The smell was probably old cruddy oil boiling off the heated parts, and the mushiness was actually the road conditions.


sarameg - Feb 15, 2007 5:06:18 am PST #1020 of 10001

But it's not a burning oil smell. I know that one too. This is hot clutch smell! sobs


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2007 5:10:56 am PST #1021 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

sarameg, I hope for the simplest outcome.

I figured it was weird to tell Matt to check his panties, so I reread. Not my brand of peanut butter. Yay! Not that I haven't been having gastrointestinal distress of my own. But I think that's just migraine related.

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE GROIN

How did they not know their ad was irritating right off? Even the new ads that say the old one was irritating? Irritating.


tommyrot - Feb 15, 2007 5:12:45 am PST #1022 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

clutch~ma for saramaeg....

ION, pictures from The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show 2007

The first one is especially great.


Nutty - Feb 15, 2007 5:18:47 am PST #1023 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I skidded about my front porch, and skidded up to my car (10 feet away), and tried to get at the scraper in the front footwell, and discovered that all four doors were so securely frozen that I could not open a single one.

I used my keys to chip away enough ice from the windshield to show my parking permit and crossed my fingers the parking cops would have mercy. (You're supposed to clear your car within a day of the snow, but, 90% of my street was stuck in the wheels-froze-to-the-ground situation, so I think there will be general mercy. Also, where would they put the parking ticket! My car is 1.5" of ice all over every surface.)

Tonight, there will be hot kettle action, in the interest of actually getting inside my car.


tommyrot - Feb 15, 2007 5:19:39 am PST #1024 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Jessica - Feb 15, 2007 5:20:01 am PST #1025 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How did they not know their ad was irritating right off?

I think they were going by the Quiznos' school of "It's worth pissing people off if we can get our ad stuck in their heads."


tommyrot - Feb 15, 2007 5:20:52 am PST #1026 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think they were going by the Quiznos' school of "It's worth pissing people off if we can get our ad stuck in their heads."

It has a pepper bar!