Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Sang Sacré

The fictional Buffista City. With a variety of neighborhoods, climates, and an Evil Genius or two, Sang Sacre is where we'd all live if it were real. Jump in -- find a neighborhood, start a parade, become a superhero. It's what you make it.

History. Map.


Aims - Dec 31, 2002 1:46:35 pm PST #263 of 1100
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The curse, yes. Please. You have no idea how thankful I've been for the simple fact that I wasn't wearing a thong at the time. I'd also like my powers back. I've had to drive everywhere for the past 15 years. That should about do it.

Oh. And I want my Carpenters LP collection, too.

Now, about finding me a house....


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 31, 2002 3:07:50 pm PST #264 of 1100
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

It's okay! You can do it. One more step. Come on. Just-- don't-- look down--

I open my eyes and fall, six hundred feet, fingers clutching helplessly at the rope ladder as the tropical birds scream and scream--

Huh.

I'm getting sensory input, but it's hard to piece things together. I seem to be horizontal. I finished falling, then? And the rope ladder is tangled all in my legs. Was it cut down? Was that why I fell? ... No, it's not the ladder, it's much too soft. Some kind of blanket. And there's this brightness hitting me directly in the eyes.

What's that, brain?

That's sunlight. You're awake.

Oh? That sounds nice.

No it isn't. You're on vacation. Go back to sleep.

But in my dreams, I keep *dying*!

You're terribly clumsy, aren't you?

I'm giving up on this conversation. After a moment I successfully determine which directions gravity favors as up and down, and I swing my legs out of the bed. My lamp is broken on the floor-- I think I must have knocked it off the table during an especially grisly dream death-- but otherwise the room is dusty and neat. I really must have been trying to sleep all vacation, wasn't I?

There are fiery letters scrolling along the west wall: What can Miracleman do for you today? They start to fade as soon as I'm finished reading them. Christ. Will the interdimensional wizards cease at nothing? Not even spam mail?

Take me off your mailing list, I direct at the question mark just before it disappears. Now. I find my bag on the floor, the only clean object in the room-- the auto-cleaning function I installed on the canvas cover last month seems to have really paid off-- and root around in it until I find the Dust-O-Matic (patent pending), one of my oldest and most useful toys. I set it to "kill" and push it off into the air.

It hovers for a few seconds, then starts snapping around. A nebula of dust is raised into the air. I cough, and shut my eyes, and when I open them again the DOM shudders and freezes in mid-stroke. It makes a terrible grinding sound, and flops to the floor.

Well, shit. It looks like I've got to replace it. I'm covered in grit, and my room is only half-cleaned, but it's not as though I was going to get any more sleep today.

I'll take a shower. Hopefully the bathroom isn't covered in mildew. And then out to find a replacement cleaning machine. Do they even make that catalogue any more? What was it called? Penny's Marvelous Mechanisms?


Miracleman - Dec 31, 2002 4:06:48 pm PST #265 of 1100
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"Fine. Curse lifted. Powers restored with the condition that they can never be used against me. And I mean they can't. They won't function against me. Neener."

I cough, uncomfortable. "I, uh...don't recall your Carpenters LP collection..."


Aims - Dec 31, 2002 4:14:19 pm PST #266 of 1100
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Liar.


Penny B. - Dec 31, 2002 4:43:17 pm PST #267 of 1100
Nobody

A good day shopping, if not for business. Jilly wasn't at the Goblin Market - no big surprise on New Year's Eve - but I left her a message and a sample Instalgolem(TM). Also have a brilliant idea for a potion that cleans, disinfects, and exorcises which I jot in my notebook.

At one of the clothing stalls I find a fantastic forest green lace and velvet sheath dress that fits perfectly; also a black pillbox hat which needs only a flower or pin to be complete. Now all I have to do is go home, fix myself up and head over to DX Machina's.

Oops! Better find a gift for the host. I suppose this ancient bottle of whiskey will do - it's certainly priced like an impressive gift.


David J. Schwartz - Jan 01, 2003 2:10:19 am PST #268 of 1100
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.

I break the surface and try to remember how to work the eyes. They're new, but I had a pair once before--I just can't remember. The ears, too. They don't seem to have any moving parts at all. I stretch my new mouth open wide and waggle my new tongue between my new teeth, but I can't taste the air. Maybe it's not working.

I realize then that I'm moving, trudging through the silt and towards the riverbank. So something works. The eyes, too, they work automatically, which is convenient. I turn my head or swivel the eyeballs within their sockets, and I see things. Stars, lots of them, swirling and spinning. Trees and city lights and people on a green lawn, huddled under blankets.

The eyes are working, but the ears are getting nothing but static. Crackles and booms and hisses, like a warped record on a turntable. I remember records. I have a sudden need to hear something--anything--by Johnny Cash.

The static snaps and pops along with the showering stars, and I realize they aren't stars, they're fireworks, and the ears are working after all. I walk up the riverbank towards a couple who are sitting snuggled under a blanket. Now to find out if the mouth is working.

"Excuse me," I say, and it sounds like a rockslide. I pitch my voice up a few octaves and try again. "Excuse me. Is today the Fourth of July?"

The woman glances at my face, looks down and then back at my face. "It's New Year's," she says.

"Ah," I say. "Thank you."

As I walk away I realize I am cold, and then I realize I am naked. So. Clothes would be the first order of business, then.


P.M. Marc - Jan 01, 2003 2:13:39 am PST #269 of 1100
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I wake up and things are different...

Hmm.

I may have overslept. I look at Paul. He's still sleeping. Look at the clock. Hmm. Not too late...

Wait...

That can't be the year, can it?


David J. Schwartz - Jan 01, 2003 4:12:25 am PST #270 of 1100
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.

I'm so enamored with this walking thing (I have vague memories of same, but I don't remember it being so much fun) that by the time I think of stopping, I'm lost. I'm deep in the forest, the . . . Greenwood. The names are coming back. The woman said it was New Year's: I should have asked what year.

I'm still cold, but oddly it does not bother me. I notice it, but I don't shiver, and my teeth don't chatter, which is lucky because I suspect they might give off sparks. I notice that I'm leaving deep footprints in the pine needles.

She promised to make me a new body; that was part of the bargain. I didn't think what that might mean. The materials she had to work with are not . . . ideal. In some ways they will be an improvement, stronger, more durable, less vulnerable to the elements. In some ways I suspect they will be an inconvenience.

I stop near a clearing. The distant fireworks have stopped, and the Greenwood at night is dense with furtive movement, rustling of leaves and crackle of underbrush and whisper of breath. There is something--there are some things--nearby.

I look out over the clearing, and the new eyes pick out clean white reflecting moonlight, small rib cages and skulls and leg bones and tails. As I try to identify the animal, a pair of eyes skulks out from beneath the boughs of a spruce and advances, followed by others. Are there wolves in the Greenwood? I recall stories . . . but these are dogs. The Well-Behaved.

They seem not to notice me. I wonder if basalt and micah and agate and whatever else this new body is composed of give off any scent at all, or if the scent I give off is simply too confusing for the Well-Behaved to take notice of.

The dogs move to the edge of the clearing, but none of them enter, none but the last. She is an elderly creature, a short-haired mix of bull mastiff and German Shepherd, by her looks. She moves slowly, and I can hear the bellows of her lungs from here. She steps gingerly into the clearing, picking her way over the bones, and then she throws back her head and howls.

The others raise their voices with her, but stay beyond the circle of moonlight. They are like her shadows, though they are not of the same breed, from what little I can see. She soaks up the moonlight, almost glowing, and her howls become lustier, while beyond her the shadow dogs seem to fade into the darkness, their voices receding along with their shapes. Soon the bitch is alone in the clearing, her voice the only one raised in supplication, and then she too falls silent and collapses in a heap. The moonglow gives her fur a gray and mangy look, and I realize she is dead.

This is the legendary graveyard of the Well-Behaved, then, the place where the creatures who spend their lives in service to the people of Dogtown come to find their rest. It seems a lonely end, and yet the clearing is dense with the remains of those who have marked the way, and I think that the bitch must be content now. I hope so.

In a strange way I feel more connected now to this world which I used to know, which I hope I can call home again. I back slowly away from the clearing, showing respect, and then resume wandering through the Greenwood looking for a way out and possibly some pants.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 01, 2003 4:49:09 am PST #271 of 1100
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

After a good hotdog, I'm feeling much less annoyed with Miracleman. He did do me a favour, after all, even if I didn't really want to borrow Hector. This place is very different to my old home. For example, my power is much greater here, and although I haven't tested the telepathy, the levitation is going well.

Very handy for eating and reading at the same time.

Now- just where does one go to find a good party in this place? I don't like the look of The Prancing Pony, but I overheard someone talking about "DX Machina's place", and that sounds worth going to. Now- I can't find it on the map, so it'll have to be 'ask a local'. A dangerous policy, but it seems worth trying.

Out in the street, everyone is huddled in their warm winter coats. I step up to the nearest person, despite the fact that they could be anyone (or anything), and ask, "Which way to DX's?"


DXMachina - Jan 01, 2003 8:24:29 am PST #272 of 1100
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Psst, Penny... The party isn't at DX's house. It's at DX's bar, Milo's, corner of Andre and Machunado in the Old Quarter.