I snort and suck on my ever-refilled Pepsi glass. "I tell you what, though, Connie. Those guys are small potatoes compared to what I saw Wednesday. It was Dobby. And Gollum. They were making smoochy faces at each other." I give a quick shudder. "Scariest thing I've ever seen."
Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.
'Safe'
Sang Sacré
The fictional Buffista City. With a variety of neighborhoods, climates, and an Evil Genius or two, Sang Sacre is where we'd all live if it were real. Jump in -- find a neighborhood, start a parade, become a superhero. It's what you make it.
esse - Dec 23, 2002 2:26:57 pm PST #147 of 1100
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Connie Neil - Dec 23, 2002 2:39:01 pm PST #148 of 1100
brillig
"I wish Dobby would just go to Dumbledore and confess all. I'm sure Hagrid could find a place for Gollum to hang out. He'd make a great Defense against hte Dark Arts instructor--or maybe not."
esse - Dec 23, 2002 2:45:41 pm PST #149 of 1100
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"He'd be a great Defense Against the Dark Arts experiment."
Connie Neil - Dec 23, 2002 2:49:16 pm PST #150 of 1100
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snerk! "Your class project--find this creature, who is lurking somewhere in the castle. One hundred points to the house that finds him without having any classmates killed--yes, I'm looking at you, Mr. Malfoy, you may not use Mr. Goyle as bait again."
esse - Dec 23, 2002 2:58:05 pm PST #151 of 1100
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"Heh. This is why I really voted against putting Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings in the same theater.... The characters keep popping up, making, um, nice, with each other. I swear I saw Frodo making eyes at Harry the other day, and the look of hatred in Sam's eyes ... whew. I inched over to the other side of the room."
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 23, 2002 3:05:18 pm PST #152 of 1100
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
(motherfucking bwah.
if my sister comes in the room demanding to know what I'm laughing at, I'll be screwed; will you visit me in hell?)
esse - Dec 23, 2002 3:07:42 pm PST #153 of 1100
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Honey, I'm in the passenger seat next to you.
Connie Neil - Dec 23, 2002 3:17:07 pm PST #154 of 1100
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Yep, we're down the hall.
"And Snape! Did you see Snape giving Wormtongue hte evil eye? I think I heard something about stealing hte other person's look. Sure, Wormtongue was created longer ago than Snape, but Snape's got a good argument for having been on the screen longer."
esse - Dec 23, 2002 3:19:54 pm PST #155 of 1100
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"Honestly, I think they're trying to shrug of the idea that they were twins separated at birth."
Connie Neil - Dec 23, 2002 3:22:57 pm PST #156 of 1100
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"If I see them snogging, I'm going down the hall to the Thornberry's movie."