I made a thing! [link]

This was this year's songwriting contest entry. It's not a finished product, so I welcome your critiques.

Slacker Secret Santas!

You've slacked up until the very last day, which was yesterday. But I got another e-mail today asking to take part, and people who expressed interest haven't e-mailed me about it yet so I'll extend the schedule for another more day.

However, if you don't e-mail me by the end of tomorrow (yes, I'll wait till Monday, because some Slackers probably don't frequest the board on Sundays), you won't be able to play this year and will have to wait for a whole year in order to be able to join the fun, and, oh, my goodness, I'm turning Santa into a Jewish mommy, so I'll stop now.

So I know someone in need of resume advice. I or another will pay someone to help this friend with resume advice. I would like a buffista to benefit and would like details on hourly rate.

I know there are one or more people who do this professionally. Can you hit me up at profile addy so I can get more information?

Slacker Secret Santas: all of you who e-mailed me should have an e-mail with a giftee name and snail-mail address.

Please let me know if there's any problem. Also, if there's anything you'd like to ask your giftee and you'd like me to be the middleperson, then I'd love to.

Thanks for playing!

Yeah-still-so-not-tiny (but able to get into most of my regular pre-pregnancies clothes, gradually) Jewish not-Santa.

I just looked at the Buffista map and it is madly out of date. Can people just update? If so, people, go, add yourself, move yourself.

Is anyone here a Time Warner Cable subscriber AND wants showtime for 3 months free?

Go to www.twc.com/thanks by 12/31 and enter the code SHOIK2973.

I think this code can only be used once, so post if you've already used it.

I may a few too many ricotta egg biscuits this year. So I'd be happy to send a small care package of cookies to the first couple of people who send me an e-mail at my profile address.

After a totally infuriating experience with fiverr,(following on the heels of a truly great one) I have got to shake it off and get something done.

I need a fairly simple and clean facebook fan page and tab page set up for my new web show, We Need To Talk.

Does anyone among us have experience with such a thing...and the time to help me meet my Jan. 2 release date?

My profile addy is good.

The candles are claimed. Going through my Christmas stuff, and if anyone likes scented candles send me a note to my profile address, and I will send them off to you. I have a large pumpkin scented one in a glass jar as well as an assortment of Christmas scented votive size candles that I will never use because I'm allergic to them. Free.

I have some computer and audio equipment for sale.

24" 2.66 GHz iMac $700
Mac Mini 2.5 GHz Core i5, includes Mac OS and Windows 7 license $425
MOTU Ultralite Mk3 Hybrid $425

Let me know if any of you are interested