Took me a sec to get it, but when I did, this tee cracked me up. (Mathy types, cat-fans, also editor-types who were recently discussing that lower-case-u is not a particular math function, Take Note!)

[link]

If anyone is going to Shakespeare's Globe any time this season, let me know: you can use our exhibition vouchers, since we won't be able to.

An anthology I have a story in is printing in August with a gorgeous cover and a great list of authors. The publisher is making her first foray into kickstarter as a way to take pre-orders and fund a bigger print run. Should you be inclined, the campaign is here: [link] At higher levels, there's a sweet poster option.

Snark on Ezra Klein's suggestion that the USA needs a royal family.

[Link now fixed]

Tomato workers in Florida are treated badly - wage theft, wages less than minimum wage, harassment up to and including unprosecuted rape, and working conditions so bad that in extreme cases growers were prosecuted for slavery as recently as 2010. You can find out more from "The coalition of Immokalee Workers" (CIW) [link] . The CIW has successfully pressured many tomato buyers to join a program where they pay a penny more per pound for tomatoes but buy only on condition that workers get treated with minimal decency and dignity. Some of the largest fast food giants including McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell and Subway. Wendy's is the largest fast food holdout, saving itself less than a penny per meal.

So, at a local Olympia festival, a group of us filmed passers by donating pennies as a charitable gift to Wendy's so that they could afford such costly change in policy, and then brought the hat load of pennies to a local Wendy's to pass on to corporate headquarters. (We made sure to be as non-disruptive as possible since none of this is the fault of the local workers.) Here is the link to youtube: [link]

I'm excited to warn you that I have a new occasional writing gig over at geekmom.com. My first post went live this morning about Portland's App Camp For Girls: [link]

If you're an Apex Publications blog reader, I'll have a post there tomorrow about the 5 essential things 10 genre folks consider must-pack int their con survival bags. I don't want to spam the list, though.

So I failed to do this at the top of the tour, but I would really love it if any of these stops were near Buffistas and you could come out to my shows. The lead guy we're playing for is a Christian, but although he speaks during the show it's not a particularly preachy deal, and I think you'd enjoy the goofiness anyway (he plays everything from banjo to plastic lawn flamingo).

August
2 Springfield IL
3 Broken Arrow OK
4 Andover KS
5 Denison TX
6 Louisburg KS
7 Nowata OK
8 Dallas TX
9 Lubbock TX
10 Las Cruces NM
11 Show Low AZ
14 Abilene KS
15 South Bend IN
16 Middleburg Hts OH
17 Broadalbin NY
18 Verona NY
19 Powell OH
20 Troy OH
21 Windsor IL
22 Michigan City IN