No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Sunnydale Press

Having a party? Organizing a local F2F? Know something that we all really need to know? Announce it! Want to discuss anything posted here? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


sumi - Jan 17, 2006 7:11:15 am PST #2016 of 4091
Art Crawl!!!

Julie Benz is guesting in tonight's episode of Supernatural.


Allyson - Jan 19, 2006 8:32:21 am PST #2017 of 4091
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My agent has asked me to come up with an informal 'net marketing plan for my book to send to the editors who have expressed interest in it.

So! I'm asking my friends, friends of friends, anyone who is interested in my book, to help with ideas.

Let me know if you're willing to plug my book on your site! I can probably do a handful of giveaways, and send out another handful for review.

I get a little wonky about self-promotion, it's not something I'm asking for, lightly. I'm used to cheerleading for others.

If you're willing to generously give me a plug, let me know how many hits your site averages per month so I can include that in the marketing plan.

Also, I apologize for leaning. I hate asking for such things. It's just that I think it could tip the balance in my favor towards someone buying if I can prove I can be my own cheerleader, and I want this more than I've ever wanted anything in my whole life, so I'm bracing myself and asking for help.

Help?

My email addie is Allyson000 at aol dot com (those are zeroes), and my site is www.allysonbeatrice.com for a look at the table o' contents.


SailAweigh - Jan 21, 2006 8:30:42 am PST #2018 of 4091
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Teh daughter is participating in the Polar Plunge to raise money for the Special Olympics along with some other members of the Mad Rollin' Dolls roller derby league. If you'd like to help out, her pledge page can be found here:

Polar Plunge


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2006 3:26:42 pm PST #2019 of 4091
I look more rad than Lutheranism

For those of you who remember Herself (or still know her from other venues), her first novel, What Love Means to You People, hits the shelves in March.

She'll be giving a reading from it at Three Lives & Co. bookshop, on Tuesday, March 28th, at 7:00 p.m. Three Lives is in NYC, in the West Village.

It's a ways off, but it's always good to mark your calendars now....


Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2006 6:42:32 am PST #2020 of 4091
If I only had a brain...

Huh.

Just on CNN, the WB and UPN will be collapsed into one broadcast network.

[edit: cite. [link]


victor infante - Jan 24, 2006 1:21:41 pm PST #2021 of 4091
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

After more than a year away, poets Victor D. Infante and Lea C. Deschenes make a brief return to their SoCal stomping grounds with a reading at The Ugly Mug in Orange. This will be Victor and Lea's only reading this trip, so you better catch it.

Victor D. Infante's poetry and journalism has been published in dozens of periodicals internationally. Currently, he is finishing his first novel, Nihilist Chic; a book on writing, entitled, How to Succeed As A Failing Writer, and his third screenplay, "The Ones That Got Away." He lives in Worcester, MA, with his wife, Lea, and his pet ferret, Ludo. He recently published his eighth chapbook of poetry, Warhol Days. At present, he is a copy editor for The Worcester Telegram & Gazette, a regular contributor to OC Weekly and The Independent Review Site, and a columnist for GotPoetry.com and WriteMovies.com. He is also editor in chief of The November 3rd Club, an online literary journal of political writing.

Lea C. Deschenes is currently pursuing her MFA in Poetry from New Enland College. Her poetry has appeared internationally (Spillway, Snakeskin, So Luminous the Wildflowers, ...What You Are About To Witness, et al.) A former member of four National Poetry Slam teams and a coach to two more, she also dusts off her BA in Theater to perform. She is a 2004 winner of the Jacob Knight Award and the Worcester representative to the Individual World Poetry Slam 2005. She is the author of ten chapbooks and four full-length manuscripts. Her most recent chapbook is Bad for Me: Love Poems.

February 8, 2006 Two Idiots Peddling Poetry Victor D. Infante and Lea C. Deschenes

The Ugly Mug The Ugly Mug Cafe 261 North Glassel St. Orange, CA 8 p.m. $2


jengod - Jan 24, 2006 3:41:21 pm PST #2022 of 4091

Hey folks, if there are any kitty-loving LAistas out there, Kristin Veitch needs to find a new home for the "best kitty ever." Her email plea is pasted below. Email at my profile address and I'll send you a picture of Jordan. I can't take him because I'm severely allergic and also a dog person, but everyone here who's met Jordan loves him.

Hi all, Forgive the mass email, but I’m in dire need of a good home for my kitty Jordan. My boyfriend is severely allergic and it’s come to the point where one of them needs to go -- and any single girl will tell you how easy it is to find a good man in Los Angeles.

Jordan is 4 years old, healthy, fully housebroken and the BEST. He’s very friendly (loves people and other animals), playful (plays fetch and answers to his name like a dog) and totally adorable. Even people who don’t like cats love Jordan.

His photo is attached. If you know anyone who might need some kitty love, please pass along this email! It breaks my heart to give him away, but hopefully, he’ll find a new loving home.

Thanks.


DCJensen - Jan 31, 2006 5:27:54 pm PST #2023 of 4091
All is well that ends in pizza.

Windows Users:

Update your virus definitions before Friday. maybe even check daily. A Worm nicknamed "Kama Sutra" is heading for a Feb 3 deadline that would cause havoc.

More info: [link]

Even more important: let the dunderheads in your office know. As usual, it's the opening of attachments willy-nilly that should be avoided.

Other names for the worm are "Blackworm," "Blackmal," MyWife," and "Nyxem."

Its behaviour is little different from standard email worms apart from the fact it is programmed to overwrite DOC, XLS, MDB, MDE, PPT, PPS, ZIP, RAR, PDF, PSD and DMP on 3 February. The worm creates and opens a ZIP archive in the Windows system directory, potentially giving away its presence on infected systems but don't rely on this.

Still more info:

[link]


victor infante - Jan 31, 2006 6:14:12 pm PST #2024 of 4091
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

victor infante - Jan 31, 2006 6:14:53 pm PST #2025 of 4091
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

"The November 3rd Club" an online journal of political writing Winter 2006 Edition [link]

Featuring art by GARY HOARE and writing by THORSTEN BACON, MARVIN D. BIBBY, RANDY CUNNINGHAM BRIAN DAUTH, RAY DAVEY, LEA C. DESCHENES, MICHAEL C. FORD, NICK FOX, MARTHA GARVEY, BOB HOEPPNER ELIZABETH IANNACI, RODGER D. JENNINGS, DAVID KEALI'I, DAVID MACPHERSON, JACK MCCARTHY, DANIEL MCGINN, JOE MCLAUGHLIN, RAY MCNIECE, ERIC PETER, THE RAYMOND SAPENE GROUP, PAUL CORMAN ROBERTS, ELIZABETH ROSS, DEBORAH ROTHSCHILD, JOHN SHUCK, MARC SOLOMON, ANDRENA ZAWINSKI and TONY ZURLO.

Edited by:

Victor D. Infante (editor in chief) Carlye Archibeque & Richard Modiano (nonfiction) Lenore Weiss & Michelle Ben-Hur (fiction) Ray McNiece & Richard Beban (poetry) Sam Hamill (contributing editor)

Also, if you haven't already, please join our new mailing list at: [link]

Enjoy!