You know, makeup is really amazing. Ellen Degeneres is showing her photo shoot for W magazine, and the difference between (among, really) her with no makeup, her usual makeup for the show, and this glamour shot makeup is stunning.

Once again, I feel like I should start wearing makeup every day.

ita eats a late lunch.

My sister kept me busy with map design for the Biathlon she's organising. She'd better thank her lucky stars I got on Skype, because there's no way that was being done without video.

Ellen shoot pics. I don't quite like how they look, but it's mostly the silly hair.

You know, they gave me a bunch of reasonably nice makeup in my care package this Christmas, and I was thinking about wearing some. But I would probably need to change my wardrobe, too.

Or maybe I could just use only the black eyeliner.

Which is the one product I totally don't need.

Hee.

Maybe I should stick with no makeup.

It's the City With Big Shoulders or something, no?

But it comes in on cat feet or something.

Once again, I feel like I should start wearing makeup every day.

Lord knows I like you all duded up.

That's the night that the lights went out in George...

Poor George.

Um, makeup is kind of anti-dude.

I do think Ellen looks best in the regular show makeup, but the smoky eye is pretty stunning.

Um, makeup is kind of anti-dude.

Not if the dude looks like a lady.

Chicago has my kind of razzmatazz. And it's got all that Jazz. It's my kind of town.

right, cause David would love people giving lip to SF or god forbid a favorite resturant.

SF is pretentious and twee, a city that pretty much bought its own hype and then has the balls to complain about the fakeness of New York. Whatev.