Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JohnSweden - Feb 09, 2007 9:49:05 am PST #9640 of 10001
I can't even.

Just wait till the Ottawa Vice guys show up in their pastel parkas and souped-up snowmobiles to nab you.

Not that far from the truth, actually ... about the Ottawa cops, that is. I've never been nabbed by Sergeant Crockett of the Northwest.


lisah - Feb 09, 2007 9:52:28 am PST #9641 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

The bar here

[link]

seems like it would be a good place to have a quiet chat. And it's a beautiful place. A bit of a hike up from the harbor if you're walking but not too bad. It's a straight shot up Charles from the Harbor. And there's a parking lot next door.

Which hotel is it?


JohnSweden - Feb 09, 2007 9:54:04 am PST #9642 of 10001
I can't even.

Man you totally made out!

Well, afterwards, there was a little smooch ... oh, yeah it was a good deal too. It was The Macallan. That stuff is like Instant De-stressing Elixir.

It was fair, though. I was the one transporting pseudo-contraband across an international border, and I was bringing good beer to a busy campsite.

I had all the risk. My compadre had just to avoid cracking the seal on the scotch until I got there (no small feat, I agree).


Jessica - Feb 09, 2007 10:02:49 am PST #9643 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hey, I know these hammies! I can vouch for their cuteness in person as well as online.


Tom Scola - Feb 09, 2007 10:04:20 am PST #9644 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

What constitutes "good beer" in Canada?


Sean K - Feb 09, 2007 10:09:44 am PST #9645 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh shit! The new Survivor started last night!? I was working. Off to CBS.com, to see if I can get the video to run.


Polter-Cow - Feb 09, 2007 10:10:20 am PST #9646 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

From CNN.com:

The head of Cartoon Network, Jim Samples, has submitted his resignation in the wake of the Boston bomb scare sparked by an advertising campaign.

This is fucking ridiculous.


tommyrot - Feb 09, 2007 10:12:19 am PST #9647 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is fucking ridiculous.

ITA. Sad too.


vw bug - Feb 09, 2007 10:12:37 am PST #9648 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

This is fucking ridiculous.

I don't think so. I'm actually a little surprised it took so long.


bon bon - Feb 09, 2007 10:13:19 am PST #9649 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That's crazy. I wonder if he'll still remain employed at Turner.

(I am writing this from my big new office!)