Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 09, 2007 6:42:45 am PST #9564 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I just got a very chat-speaky email asking if I'm the sara who charms the hallway as I come and go.

The flinty black cockles of my heart just vomited poisonous bile into my circulatory system.


Daisy Jane - Feb 09, 2007 6:43:58 am PST #9565 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Blade, but Mr. Jane uses one of those foldy straight razor things.


tommyrot - Feb 09, 2007 6:44:57 am PST #9566 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

but Mr. Jane uses one of those foldy straight razor things.

Those are cool, in a "I could totally slit someone's throat with this, just like in a movie" kind of way.


Gudanov - Feb 09, 2007 6:45:32 am PST #9567 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

How exactly did the electric razors not work for you?

I can't get as good a shave and it irritates my skin much more than a blade. The irritation probable comes from going over the same spots many, many times trying to get as good a shave as a blade.


Jesse - Feb 09, 2007 6:46:54 am PST #9568 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay safe doggie!


lisah - Feb 09, 2007 6:47:32 am PST #9569 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I just got a very chat-speaky email asking if I'm the sara who charms the hallway as I come and go.

oh that's just creepy!


§ ita § - Feb 09, 2007 6:50:19 am PST #9570 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Deck the halls with smiles of sara...tralalala lalalala.


shrift - Feb 09, 2007 6:50:26 am PST #9571 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This tangerine is tasty but problematic. I'm shooting seeds all over my desk.

Heh. Heh Heh.

I am so twelve.


Daisy Jane - Feb 09, 2007 6:51:02 am PST #9572 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Those are cool, in a "I could totally slit someone's throat with this, just like in a movie" kind of way.

If I ever decide to become a badass, I'm going to learn to shave my legs with one. We have 3 or 4 of them. 2 cheap plastic and one nice one. Mine will be mother of pearl and silver.

And yes, I will cut a bitch.


Tom Scola - Feb 09, 2007 6:52:30 am PST #9573 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

A couple of articles on about shaving: [link] [link]