"If it works, that would be awesome because I live in heels and I never wear anything less than a three-inch heel," said Tracey Deuschle , of Newport, R.I., who owns 50 pairs of high heels and always carries flip flops in case she needs to walk long distances. "We women really need this, and we've waited long enough."

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Erin, our own odalisque, is correct.

I loved the time I told an actor to "brandish the TV antenna like a sword" and got told I "used too many big words".

But nobody else is freaked by the blobby milk.

HEY!!

Amych

slounging! It has to be shrift except that I'm always wrong.

Edit: And too slow.

Sophia?

Sophia?

Correct! Points to Gud.

Mechanical bulls just aren't enough. I need to find a sushi place where I can ride a giant mechanical tuna.

THAT one is amych!

Amych

Indeed, it is our amych.

I'm continuing the time honored tradition of ignoring the possible existence of other evidence that might not support my crackpot theory.