I vote Jon B for the boggled, because I think I remember him posting it.
Score again for Lee!
Name this Buffista:
There are Buffistas in the Pentagon. There are Buffistas at NASA. There are Buffista mercenaries, and Buffistas trained to kill.
If you try to fuck with us, we will find you. Shit, we're looking at you right now with a Buffista satellite. We've got a team of Buffista ninjas outside your window, right now, who are poised to implant a GPS beacon into your frontal lobes. We will track you to the end of time. The torture will never end, and when you finally die, broken and sexless and starving for reprieve, your last thought will be a mournful rueing of the day you decided to fuck with the Buffistas.