Briefly appearing Nilly is better than no Nilly at all....
My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 5:36:03 am PST #8948 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 5:37:09 am PST #8949 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
eta: And I'm one of those theists who goes around thinking, "Just wait until those atheists die and Jesus and Buddha show up with a six-pack of beer and say 'Hey, you didn't even believe and you were a pretty decent person anyway! Go you!' Ha ha! Won't those atheists be surprised, with the heaven and the beer! I will laugh!"
Hee! Go you!
Jesus made some pretty good wine, so I imagine His beer is pretty good too.
eta: Although I should point out that In heaven there is no beer - that's why we drink it here....
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 5:40:32 am PST #8950 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm guessing what will happen to me is I'll end up outside the pearly gates, and Saint Fluffy will be there and will tell me, "Yeah, sorry you couldn't get into Heaven, but you were especially nice to cats so you can go into Cat Heaven if you want...."
shrift - Feb 08, 2007 5:43:32 am PST #8951 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Don't sweat it, shrift. I'm already praying for God to give her a good cluesticking.
That's good to know. I just read her bio, and now I'm paralyzed with hatred for evil blonde conservative Republicans.
Connie Neil - Feb 08, 2007 5:46:11 am PST #8952 of 10001
brillig
I'm hoping Eris is leaning against the Pearly Gates when I get there so She can drag me off and we can eat hot dogs without buns and where funny hates where the folks in Fundy Heaven will see us and get all confuzzled.
Jesse - Feb 08, 2007 5:47:30 am PST #8953 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
eta: And I'm one of those theists who goes around thinking, "Just wait until those atheists die and Jesus and Buddha show up with a six-pack of beer and say 'Hey, you didn't even believe and you were a pretty decent person anyway! Go you!' Ha ha! Won't those atheists be surprised, with the heaven and the beer! I will laugh!"
Heh. Love.
The obvious solution to your problem, Jesse, is to move to Brooklyn.
Yeah, yeah. A Brooklyn-based coworker had related problems this morning as well -- apparently the whole N/R/etc. line was bolloxed up.
JZ - Feb 08, 2007 5:48:13 am PST #8954 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
There's definitely no beer in cat heaven, though I hear the streets are paved with kitty crack pads.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 08, 2007 5:51:16 am PST #8955 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I just had an oatmeal cookie with walnuts and butterscotch chips AIWFG!
sarameg - Feb 08, 2007 5:55:51 am PST #8956 of 10001
I had half a ham and cheese sandwich!
Sara's ColdWatch 2007: It seems to be abating. Which is about on schedule for stupid head colds.
Soon I can return to whining about the weather.
shrift - Feb 08, 2007 5:57:39 am PST #8957 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Walnuts taste bitter and wrong to me. What do they taste like to other people?