Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 08, 2007 5:15:25 am PST #8936 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG so angry. I left my house at 8:10. I just got to my office. Some train problem, but the upshot was that I stood on an outdoor platform for 45 minutes with no information before I gave up and walked to a different station with different trains, and took some crazy convoluted route to work. THIS is why I don't like to come in to work! It's not even the work!


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 5:19:07 am PST #8937 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Apparently she doesn't quite get that Muslims by definition cannot be atheists?

I think what she's talking about is that "American Taliban" guy - he was (according to her) raised atheist. So from this one example she infers that many American atheists will become Muslim extremists. Oh, and she blames atheism in Europe for those countries becoming dominated by Muslim extremists. Or something.


Tom Scola - Feb 08, 2007 5:19:59 am PST #8938 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

The obvious solution to your problem, Jesse, is to move to Brooklyn.


Jessica - Feb 08, 2007 5:20:33 am PST #8939 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, since atheists are by definition evil, the next logical step from believing in no god is to believe in the evil god who hates America. Or something.


billytea - Feb 08, 2007 5:21:52 am PST #8940 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wee tiny piglet! I showed the picture to my co-workers, and one said, "Man, that's only a couple strips of bacon!"

Planet Earth - Jungles includes pygmy hogs that live in nests in elephant grass (of course). The piglets fit inside your palm.


shrift - Feb 08, 2007 5:23:29 am PST #8941 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dude. This almost makes me want to believe in God so I can pray that God will smite her.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 5:29:53 am PST #8942 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This almost makes me want to believe in God so I can pray that God will smite her.

That's what sucks about being an atheist. All the theists who hate atheists can think, "Wait until those evil atheists die and go to hell. Then they'll be sorry! They'll have an infinite amount of time to suffer and think about how wrong they were and how right we were. And I will laugh! Ha ha - I can't wait...."

Whereas the atheists who hate theists can only think, "Just you wait. She'll die, and her consciousness will cease to exist and she'll never learn she was wrong and... um, I won't be around to gloat either... crap."


Gudanov - Feb 08, 2007 5:30:15 am PST #8943 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Dear CNN, don't put crazy people on your panels to discuss about people they hate with a passion.

She also seems to have overlooked that the reason the muslim population in Europe is growing is because of immigration.


Nilly - Feb 08, 2007 5:30:35 am PST #8944 of 10001
Swouncing

billytea!

This exclamation-point brought to you by the poking-head-for-just-a-minute me, oh, and fact that I won't have a proper computer access tomorrow, so I wanna post already today that, according to the Buffista Calendar, tomorrow, the 9th, will be Maidengurl's birthday, and to send her early wishes.

Also, according to Corwood Industries "Sunnydale Press" Feb 11, 2005 9:38:51 pm PST, it'll be Corwood's Abe's birthday, too, right around these days, so best wishes for toddler and family!


Gudanov - Feb 08, 2007 5:32:01 am PST #8945 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Also, since atheists are by definition evil, the next logical step from believing in no god is to believe in the evil god who hates America.

Just think of all the trouble that would have been saved if Gabriel had just kept his mouth shut.