THE COLBERT REPORT was a good one last night. This Tek Jansen was worthy of SEALAB 2021 at its best. Also, Stephen seemed to be having a big case of the sillies as he kept losing it from the handoff from Jon onward.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 08, 2007 4:14:01 am PST #8923 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 4:23:01 am PST #8924 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What do we need today? More centaur links, that's what!
Lots of pictures of a centaur: The Texas Centaur He's available for parties.
From BoingBoing:
My band has a centaur on rythym guitar -- check out a pic of him on our blog at www.wreckingbalss.com- there's a link to our myspace there. (it's spelled balSS cause it stands for sword and sorcery and there's already another band in Portland called the Balls).
Finally, who can even hear the term "centaur" without hearing Christopher Walken say "We don't hire dirty centaurs"? YouTube video: [link]
edit to fix Walken quote. Because Walken quotes should be reported accurately.
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 4:36:12 am PST #8925 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Where is everybody? I think I'll keep on posting centaur links until someone shows up....
Centaur at a costume party: [link]
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 4:41:37 am PST #8926 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
![[link]](http://www.halloween-tree.com/costume2002/heathercentaur.jpg){kind=link}
![[link]](http://adept.wire-fu.com/centaur.jpg){kind=link}
Frankenbuddha - Feb 08, 2007 4:42:23 am PST #8927 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Because Walken quotes should be reported accurately.
Only with more cowbell.
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 4:44:37 am PST #8928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh good - I was running out of centaur links....
Frankenbuddha - Feb 08, 2007 4:46:42 am PST #8929 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh good - I was running out of centaur links....
Time to change up for minotaurs and cyclops and griffins, oh my!
Theodosia - Feb 08, 2007 4:48:46 am PST #8930 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
You know, I can't look at a centaur costume without something in the back of my mind whispering "pantomime horse!"
Frankenbuddha - Feb 08, 2007 4:50:05 am PST #8931 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You know, I can't look at a centaur costume without something in the back of my mind whispering "pantomime horse!"
Does the voice sound like John Cleese?
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2007 4:53:56 am PST #8932 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Moving on from centaurs to... tiny piglets!
IT’S Drinky and Perky! A pint-sized piglet called Perky risks turning into a lager snout — as he tries to hog a beer all to himself.
The five-day-old porker, who weighs less than 2lbs and is just 9ins tall, is the tiniest pig ever born at Pennywell Farm in Buckfastleigh, Devon.
Director Nicky Murray, 40, said: “He’s the smallest and cutest we’ve ever had. The staff here can’t get enough of him.”
Cutest. Pig. Evah!