Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Feb 06, 2007 1:16:14 pm PST #8586 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh, I didn't know there was luck attached. That makes so much more sense.

Hah! I'm trying to imagine what y'all must've thought the tradition was. "Dammit! Somebody got a plastic baby in their piece! I guess that means Hopkins has the cake tomorrow."

Filing that next to, "There's a canoe with beer!" "IT'S A PIROUGE!" and "Who Dat!?!" "The Saints!" "IT'S A CHEER!" in people who didn't grow up like I did are funny.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2007 1:18:56 pm PST #8587 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, -t. That explains better why he went to hospital to get the world's-fastest-MRI-with-reading.

For the relationship bitter among us. I snicker because I have a couple designs that fit the theme.


sumi - Feb 06, 2007 1:25:24 pm PST #8588 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

My thought was that Hopper had been convinced that the looping was a manifestation of some sort of seizure but then the biting comment made him rethink.


-t - Feb 06, 2007 1:29:05 pm PST #8589 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hah! I'm trying to imagine what y'all must've thought the tradition was. "Dammit! Somebody got a plastic baby in their piece! I guess that means Hopkins has the cake tomorrow."

Pretty much, with a subtext of "Everyone must eat cake until on the verge of explosion." I don't know how I missed out on king cake thing growing up, it just wasn't really done in my crowd for whatever reason. But half of the small workplace and probably more than that in the previous larger office were native New Orleanians.

Now that I think about it, they probably all conspired to increase the volume of cake being brought. Sweet plan, if so.


JZ - Feb 06, 2007 1:29:28 pm PST #8590 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oooh, cool things, ita. Bitter and beautiful, like many Buffistas.

This design is gorgeous, and this one led me to this woman's store, where I think I want one of everything, specially the kiddie stuff.


-t - Feb 06, 2007 1:58:50 pm PST #8591 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"Evil Underwear" is a great category.


Daisy Jane - Feb 06, 2007 2:01:35 pm PST #8592 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Would it be wrong to move puppet Angel to the front of my desk to scare people (and especially the children) away?


-t - Feb 06, 2007 2:15:03 pm PST #8593 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Not even a little bit.


Daisy Jane - Feb 06, 2007 2:19:05 pm PST #8594 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hee. It's making the kids walk a little faster past my door. Glower Puppet Angel! Glower like the wind!


Jesse - Feb 06, 2007 2:20:39 pm PST #8595 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Heh -- I'd be afraid it would draw them in, looking like a toy as it does.

A friend of mine just asked if I'd babysit for her this weekend. I don't have actual plans, but I don't really feel like schlepping out there, etc. Is it wrong if I say no?