Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tiggy - Feb 04, 2007 11:03:18 am PST #8030 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

agreed, Laga. i have a pit mix and really any of his issues are our fault because we didn't socialize him correctly with other animals. really, that's important to do with any dog.


beth b - Feb 04, 2007 11:03:22 am PST #8031 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

there is a big problem with pits- there is no room for lazy , half-assed trainning.( I have friends that have a very sweet pit, but I am afraid she'll be put down one day due to lack of trainning) They are very strong dogs, and if they aren't well trainned,normal dog enthusiasim becomes dangerous. Most dogs that jump - I can push off with one had- pits, I need both hands. I pretty much love dogs in all stripes, but I'd stay away from pits because I'm not sure I'd have the disapline for them.


aurelia - Feb 04, 2007 11:04:06 am PST #8032 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Lab Retrievers are also good: big enough to protect you AND unlikely to bite the mail carrier.

They'll also eat your furniture.

Any dog that barks is good for deterring burglers. When I was a kid our miniature schnauzer kept us safe while our next door neighbor was hit 3 times.

The only dog I'm afraid of on-sight is a Doberman (don't know why, it's just a reflexive fear).

I was doing some kind of door-to-door thing as a teenager and stepped off a porch, turned to go the next place and suddenly found a doberman in my face with a paw on each shoulder. I froze for a moment because, well, it was startling. Then I saw the nametag on her collar as she started trying to lick my face. Her name was Angel. She was so sweet and followed me around the rest of the day.

On the flip side of that coin, the most frightening dog I've ever encountered was an attack trained doberman. I think if I'd sneezed around that dog it would've ripped my throat out.


Theodosia - Feb 04, 2007 11:11:05 am PST #8033 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

There's a Shepherd mix on the Puppy Bowl whom I think is my Platonial Ideal Cute Puppy, complete with head-tiltage and single ear floppage.


Kathy A - Feb 04, 2007 11:13:24 am PST #8034 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Speaking of sweet angelic creatures coming up to you out of the blue, I had a wonderful little moment in the laundry room last night. I was sitting, drinking a soda and waiting for the dryer to finish, when a neighbor came in to start her wash. Following behind her was a cutiehead little toddler with a "Happy Birthday!" mylar balloon tied to her wrist. I asked the mom if it was the girl's birthday, and she said it was going to be Sunday. It was obvious they were Hispanic, so I looked at the little girl and said, "Feliz Cumpleanos!", completely mangling the pronunciation, I'm sure. Her eyes just lit up and she running over to me and gave me this huuuuuge hug! She didn't leave me alone until they left the room, although she did try to steal my Diet Coke, too.


Kathy A - Feb 04, 2007 11:17:08 am PST #8035 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yay--Kitty Halftime Show is coming up!


Lee - Feb 04, 2007 11:20:19 am PST #8036 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Any dog that barks is good for deterring burglers. When I was a kid our miniature schnauzer kept us safe while our next door neighbor was hit 3 times.

This is very true. In high school, I had a mutt that barely came up to my shin that thought it was a mastiff sized dog and barked accordingly when people came to the door. One day the mailman came to the door to deliver something when I happened to be home to open the door, and I thought he was going to hurt himself laughing when he saw what "the big scary barker from hell" actually looked like.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2007 11:26:46 am PST #8037 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The day is insanely beautiful here in LA. A random 80+ degree day.

And since kettlebell didn't happen, my conscience demands I go to the gym. I will have to bribe myself with a big long soak in the jacuzzi.


Steph L. - Feb 04, 2007 11:33:54 am PST #8038 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dude, the Kitty Halftime show isn't nearly as good as it was last year. I think last year they were all hopped up on goofballs catnip and so they were tearing around at mach 10 and pouncing on toys and each other. This one, they're just acting like....well, like *cats.* Kind of indifferent, with occasional curiosity/batting at a toy.


Kathy A - Feb 04, 2007 11:37:23 am PST #8039 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Good--they're finally bringing the featherstick! I remember last year had a Featherstick Cam that would show the kittens stalking the featherstick across the field.