Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laga - Feb 04, 2007 9:53:58 am PST #8010 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I seem to recall hearing that any dog is good home protection. Most ne'er do wells will move on to the first dog-free-home. We have a runt of a springer spaniel but when she gets to barking she can scare the big strong UPS guy. So yes I think the operative question is: Do greyhounds bark?


Laga - Feb 04, 2007 9:54:11 am PST #8011 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

sarameg - Feb 04, 2007 9:55:29 am PST #8012 of 10001

I have cold. Bah.

Stayed in bed a long, long, long time because horizontally I feel less sick than vertically. Sadly, that won't clean my apartment.


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2007 9:56:25 am PST #8013 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So yes I think the operative question is: Do greyhounds bark?

And if so, is their bark worse than their bite?


Kathy A - Feb 04, 2007 9:56:34 am PST #8014 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Puppy Bowl starts in five minutes (and reruns throughout the day). Complete with the return of the Kitty Half-Time Show!


Zenkitty - Feb 04, 2007 9:59:56 am PST #8015 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'd never even heard of Puppy Bowl, and now I have it on. I learn so much here.


Laga - Feb 04, 2007 10:04:18 am PST #8016 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

is the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet? If so fuck those Time Warner fucks up their stupid asses.


Kathy A - Feb 04, 2007 10:05:36 am PST #8017 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yes, it is--problems with TW cable, Laga?

They've added tail-gating puppies in the "parking lot"!


Laga - Feb 04, 2007 10:07:10 am PST #8018 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

They took away Animal Planet and added a fecking Golf Channel! WTF?!


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 04, 2007 10:10:59 am PST #8019 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'd say German shepherds are the best dogs for home defense. They can be trained so that they attack someone firing a gunshot off rather than flinching and running.