I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 02, 2007 2:07:42 pm PST #7791 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, so I left work and ducked into a convenience store on the way to the bus to see if they had anything better than Turning Leaf. While I was peering at their wine selection, a dude said something about how he'd like to get past me. Since I wasn't blocking the aisle, and I was tired and frozen, I waved for him to go ahead and said something inane like, "That's okay."

Apparently, this was The Wrong Thing To Say, and he took umbrage, demanding to know if I thought he was going to attack me, because he wasn't that guy, I should worry about those guys out front, and etc. He grabbed his 40 and headed to the register, bitching at me the whole time. I finally found an acceptable vintage and wandered to the front of the store. For some reason he offered to let me go in front of him, and I said, "That's cool, you were here first."

Apparently, this was also The Wrong Thing To Say, because I got treated to another spiel about how he was a regular here and I probably didn't know that, and did I think he was going to attack me, blah blah.

I just looked at him and said, "Dude, you're the one who keeps bringing it up."


Theodosia - Feb 02, 2007 2:19:15 pm PST #7792 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

His mother was doubtless frightened by a slounger.


Jesse - Feb 02, 2007 2:19:19 pm PST #7793 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

People are weird.

Also weird, my grandmother who just called to ask if I want some lovely tea set I said I liked one time. I'm sure I do want it, but not now when it's going to sit in a box in my closet!


shrift - Feb 02, 2007 2:26:44 pm PST #7794 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am, admittedly, a little white girl wearing expensive clothing, and maybe he thought I was afraid of him or something.

But since I was taller than he was, in a part of the city teeming with cops, and also perfectly capable of flipping out like a mammal (although not like an ita) if the situation required it, I'm not sure why he bothered.


msbelle - Feb 02, 2007 3:02:27 pm PST #7795 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I got super productive tonight and have already prepared and put in the freezer, two meals for me, and meat for 3 more. That takes most of the cooking pressure off the weekend. YAY!

Also, the new to us Thomas video (thanks ebay) was a big hit. I have 5 more hidden, so I think I will be set for the next few months. YAY again.


-t - Feb 02, 2007 3:08:33 pm PST #7796 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Matt! Scary! Losing control while driving terrifies me, I'm so glad you are all right. 2 weeks before you can get the car fixed is a serious drag.

So, what are people doing this weekend?

Tomorrow I'm planting trees in a meadow. It's a restoration project to reduce flooding in the street that runs past John Muir's grave, my parents have been involved in the whole thing for ages and are running this planting. And it's a tree-planting holiday, so it may well be a mitzvah.

Sunday is the Superbowl and probably beer.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2007 3:13:27 pm PST #7797 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have jack all in the way of plans. Which feels weird. But I should savour it. Next weekend I have black belt training for, I think, six hours each day.


shrift - Feb 02, 2007 3:29:49 pm PST #7798 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm watching Wednesday's Colbert Report, and I don't think I've ever heard of Jed Babbin before, and now that I have, I wish I could develop hysterical amnesia.


Lee - Feb 02, 2007 3:48:02 pm PST #7799 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I've never heard of him either, and I still haven't watched that show. Maybe that's a good thing.


sarameg - Feb 02, 2007 3:56:39 pm PST #7800 of 10001

Poor shrift. Time to break out that vintage. You've had a strange and offputting day.

Hey lori and Kat, , my mom passes on her good wishes and excitement and my dad just chuckled in this really evil-delight way.