Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.

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The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2007 8:34:01 am PST #7468 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Am I flogging a dead horse? This Wonkette thing cracked me up: America's New Enemy Has Dreads, Watches Cartoons

The harmless cartoon Lite Brite thingies might just be harmless cartoon Lite Brite thingies, but the prosecutor still has to be very tough and extra-crazy in such a terroristic situation: “Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards ‘bomblike’ devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged infrastructure and transportation in the city.”

Yes, and if prosecutors were actually barrels of shit wrapped in dynamite, courthouses around the country could be severely damaged and extremely unhygienic.


Steph L. - Feb 01, 2007 8:37:59 am PST #7469 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Am I flogging a dead horse?

I'm endlessly amused by it, actually. I just have a lot of work on my desk, so I keep zipping in and out of here.


bon bon - Feb 01, 2007 8:38:39 am PST #7470 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have to say, that Wonkette picture sums up the situation pretty perfectly.


tiggy - Feb 01, 2007 8:42:03 am PST #7471 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

If the spring cleaning is the bank account's, then yes.

that's what i think too.


Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2007 8:46:23 am PST #7472 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm with Steph. Plus it's keeping me from killing people at work. (If there are checkboxes with different choices on a bunch of questions, which you seem to have been working with just fine until it comes to gender, where you write 2 in the box. Why?!? What does that mean!?! Are you trying to tell me that even with a name like Jonathan, you are twice the woman?).

I think I'm going to have a smoke.


Fred Pete - Feb 01, 2007 8:46:38 am PST #7473 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

A few random thoughts on the whole thing:

It should be a big public relations black eye for the Turner media empire if it isn't bankrolling the defense.

It would be a big public relations plus for the Turner media empire to make a sizable charitable contribution to a fine, upstanding Boston charity of its choice. Donating a thousand Lite Brite sets to a children's charity would not be the best choice.

Given the contemporary zeitgeist, I can see how someone could consider the Lite Brite thingies to be terrorist-related. However, this is more a commentary on the contemporary zeitgeist than on the Lite Brite thingies.

Zeitgeist is a pretentious word, but sometimes you can't think of any other appropriate word.

If those two are terrorists, a lot of people who currently aren't widely considered terrorists should be.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2007 8:47:11 am PST #7474 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

until it comes to gender, where you write 2 in the box. Why?!?

Hermaphrodite?


Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2007 8:49:49 am PST #7475 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

From tommy's link- Hee. They're only answering reporter's questions about 70's haircuts.


Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2007 8:50:51 am PST #7476 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Except that they wrote 2 in the box next to female. Wouldn't a hermaphrodite check both boxes?


DavidS - Feb 01, 2007 8:51:32 am PST #7477 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It should be a big public relations black eye for the Turner media empire if it isn't bankrolling the defense.

I think it's a huge marketing coup, actually. For their demographic, there won't be any negative fallout. The people that would watch Adult Swim will consider this to be a huge, overreaction and it will reinforce that AS is hip, edgy and noteworthy. (As marketers measure these things.)

The judge will likely toss the charges and they get to look like media outlaws and Boston gets to look stuffy and old-farty.