Thus, I can always find my car in a sea of same-looking cars.

That is why we put pink and purple flames on my mom's white Toyota Corolla. Worked like a charm.

Who can say why anymore.

Owsley's acid imagery is oddly persistent.

Happy Birtday Anne!

There are several variations on the vegetarian side which tend to imply you're half a notch from cannibalism if you eat meat.

There was one I saw here in Dallas that seemed to imply that people who ate meat were going to outlive vegetarians due to their superior hunting skills, as if they hadn't just picked up their steak dinner from Central Market.

I have "Blow Me" on a duck call shaped background (used to be my father in law's car) Saints, I *heart* New Orleans, and Boys Named Sue Stickers on my car. There's one on an air duct at the bar that says (in the style of the Republican W stickers) that says WTF, but that's more of a visual thing.

The rainbow teddy bear is definitely deadhead related. Who can say why anymore.

When we moved into the house, I bought a deadhead ashtray with the rainbow teddies (for smoking guests) because I thought it was cute. My dad kept asking, "why are these cigarette slots so small?"

Oh, hee, that's hilarious , Cashmere!

The only stickers on my car are expired parking permits. And an expired brake tag on the windshield. I think I might have some bumper stickers in the glove box, but it would take too much commitment to put them on.

My only bumper sticker was a rugby ball with the Red Cross logo inside that said "Give Blood - Play Rugby". That one got me out of more than a few speeding tickets, actually.

I have a lawyer friend who would love that sticker, juliana. He keeps promising to take me to a game so I can be rugby queen, but he is a liar. After I made him a saint and everything.

I used to have a McGill sticker in my rear window, on my old car. This car has a McGill license plate holder instead. That's about all I'm willing to own up to in front of complete strangers.

I have met a couple McGill grads as a result.

There are krav license plate holders and stickers, of course. Despite everything, no. It's just not a conversation I want to have.

He keeps promising to take me to a game so I can be rugby queen, but he is a liar.

He is a lying liar who lies! I should come down there and strongarm him into taking both of us. And then we can sit in the stands and drink and make lewd comments.

My license plate holder is for Miskatonic University Alumni Association. I also have a Miskatonic University bumper sticker. People say, "So, that's an Eastern school?" "Yes," I smile, "it's in New England."

Custom-built Vespa taxi