I could come and hug you and kiss you a lot. That would probably send you over the edge.
At the very least, your trying to kill me could get you committed.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Jan 29, 2007 11:33:13 am PST #6720 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Allyson - Jan 29, 2007 11:35:30 am PST #6721 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
JPL probably has some secret anti-quake field going on.
Nuh uh!
ita, ev'ryting gonna be alright.
-t - Jan 29, 2007 11:39:55 am PST #6722 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Damn, ita, I'm sorry. Hoping for the best.
NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2007 11:41:39 am PST #6723 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I'm sorry to hear that ita. I hope everything goes as best as it can.
sarameg - Jan 29, 2007 11:43:02 am PST #6724 of 10001
JPL probably has some secret anti-quake field going on.
That's really the purpose of the deer.
Miracleman - Jan 29, 2007 11:45:06 am PST #6725 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
JPL probably has some secret anti-quake field going on.
Nuh uh!
Is that the official response? Did the CIA come up with that one for you JPL people?
"If anyone asks about Area 51, secret anti-earthquake fields or Diebold electronic voting machines you are to respond 'Nuh-uh'. Got it?"
DebetEsse - Jan 29, 2007 11:54:39 am PST #6726 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
MM, clearly the CIA realized that scientists speak a totally different language.
I'm sure they vetted the response, though. The first draft "uh-uh" was deemed too open to interpretation, and the initial "n" was added.
NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2007 11:55:28 am PST #6727 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
"Was the moon landing a fake?"
"Nuh-uh!"
Case closed.
shrift - Jan 29, 2007 11:59:20 am PST #6728 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
AUGH.
Okay, so, one of my supervisors said that she'd like me to train somebody on the website I support, and although horrified, I said sure.
Turns out now she wants me to train several people all by myself tomorrow morning.
Keep in mind that I've never trained anyone on the site before, and haven't even been here 4 months.
Oh, and also, I'm really extra super misanthropic in the morning.
Allyson - Jan 29, 2007 12:11:18 pm PST #6729 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Shrift, I know this sounds terrible. I know. But find out who the people are, and maybe pick up a box o' coffee from Dunkins and a box o' donuts.
It's not really for them, it's for you. Your misanthropic morning 'tude will be balanced out. You just say, "I'm a wretch in the morning, so I brought this peace offering in advance."
Everyone chuckles, you do your thing, and they all think you're awesome.