I could come and hug you and kiss you a lot. That would probably send you over the edge.
At the very least, your trying to kill me could get you committed.
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I could come and hug you and kiss you a lot. That would probably send you over the edge.
At the very least, your trying to kill me could get you committed.
JPL probably has some secret anti-quake field going on.
Nuh uh!
ita, ev'ryting gonna be alright.
Damn, ita, I'm sorry. Hoping for the best.
I'm sorry to hear that ita. I hope everything goes as best as it can.
JPL probably has some secret anti-quake field going on.
That's really the purpose of the deer.
JPL probably has some secret anti-quake field going on.
Nuh uh!
Is that the official response? Did the CIA come up with that one for you JPL people?
"If anyone asks about Area 51, secret anti-earthquake fields or Diebold electronic voting machines you are to respond 'Nuh-uh'. Got it?"
MM, clearly the CIA realized that scientists speak a totally different language.
I'm sure they vetted the response, though. The first draft "uh-uh" was deemed too open to interpretation, and the initial "n" was added.
"Was the moon landing a fake?"
"Nuh-uh!"
Case closed.
AUGH.
Okay, so, one of my supervisors said that she'd like me to train somebody on the website I support, and although horrified, I said sure.
Turns out now she wants me to train several people all by myself tomorrow morning.
Keep in mind that I've never trained anyone on the site before, and haven't even been here 4 months.
Oh, and also, I'm really extra super misanthropic in the morning.
Shrift, I know this sounds terrible. I know. But find out who the people are, and maybe pick up a box o' coffee from Dunkins and a box o' donuts.
It's not really for them, it's for you. Your misanthropic morning 'tude will be balanced out. You just say, "I'm a wretch in the morning, so I brought this peace offering in advance."
Everyone chuckles, you do your thing, and they all think you're awesome.