I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jan 06, 2007 6:43:53 am PST #658 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Problem is, no income.

I thought of that! And my solution -- wait for it -- is to just hang on to the clothes until such time as you obtain an income or a sugar daddy/momma.

Yeah, it's not a perfect solution, but it *is* a solution.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2007 6:45:32 am PST #659 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have to say, it's a great solution because it solves many problems.


Jesse - Jan 06, 2007 6:48:23 am PST #660 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Tailoring is way cheaper than buying new, and you do still need to be dressed every day...


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2007 7:00:49 am PST #661 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The last piece of clothing I took in to be tailored was looking at about $60 to repair. Wool pants, damaged lining. Haven't been able to think of tailoring as more cost efficient since then, because the pants cost about that much the first time round.

Either way, it's something I'm going to cheerily suck up until I need to have a work wardrobe.


Jesse - Jan 06, 2007 7:07:51 am PST #662 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, that's a big job. I actually paid like $40 to have a dress basically re-made (taken in all the way around), but that's the most I've ever spent on tailoring.


Allyson - Jan 06, 2007 7:29:20 am PST #663 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have the internets again!!!!

I feel like I need to buy new music on iTunes, order books, pay bills, download porn, watch Peanut Butter Jelly Time, and have a kerfuffle ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!


shrift - Jan 06, 2007 7:29:38 am PST #664 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Would some time next weekend be good for a Chicagoista naan-quest Indian night?

I'm in! Naaaaaaaaaan.


brenda m - Jan 06, 2007 7:39:02 am PST #665 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You know, laga, Jet Blue is flying to Chicago now. IJS.


Daisy Jane - Jan 06, 2007 7:39:20 am PST #666 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I feel like I need to buy new music on iTunes, order books, pay bills, download porn, watch Peanut Butter Jelly Time, and have a kerfuffle ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

Sounds like a party to me!


Jesse - Jan 06, 2007 7:54:35 am PST #667 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMGWTF. I just got all motivated to make my dresser, and I can't find my fucking screwdriver! Where is it??