We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jan 24, 2007 11:39:39 am PST #5558 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I hope I'm not coming off as condoning/excusing slurs. It's totally not where I'm at. I'm just going with benefit of the doubt if he's going to get help for mental problems.


Vortex - Jan 24, 2007 11:39:40 am PST #5559 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, you know, benefit of the doubt. The Golden Globes outburst was so weird, it makes me wonder about whether he's batshit.

well, I would go with that, except he keeps saying it. And his publicist said it!


Lee - Jan 24, 2007 11:39:54 am PST #5560 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just finished the second of the two things that forced me to come to work today.

It's going to be a long afternoon.


Atropa - Jan 24, 2007 11:43:46 am PST #5561 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So who'll play you in the sitcom?

I have no idea. Give me a suggestion.

Dear Writer,

When you say "You're the editor, it should be your decision", do not then start arguing with me when I tell you my decision. You won't like my reaction, trust me.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2007 11:49:24 am PST #5562 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have two job-search related phone calls to make that I monumentally don't want to.

On the other hand, I really want a job.

I've done all the small immediate things I can think of to put it off, and short of starting laundry...

Yeah. Lemme go call.


Hayden - Jan 24, 2007 11:50:35 am PST #5563 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Yeah...you know the internets have given so many in-jokes it's like I don't know how to have ordinary conversation.

All your jokes are belong to us?


Connie Neil - Jan 24, 2007 11:59:43 am PST #5564 of 10001
brillig

I'm sure Mrs. Planck is glad to hear it.

obscure literary joke

Not that obscure. I would have made it myself if you hadn't done it. I love Antryg.


Connie Neil - Jan 24, 2007 12:01:33 pm PST #5565 of 10001
brillig

Also, I've known of Tunguska since before I'd ever heard of Buffistas.

edit: or Scully for that matter.

I've really got to get X-Files DVDs.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2007 12:03:58 pm PST #5566 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, I read about Tunguska as a kid.

I've really got to get X-Files DVDs.

Yeah, me too.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2007 12:07:39 pm PST #5567 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Math joke: [link]

I got it, but didn't find it funny.

So why am I posting it? Dunno. Anyone find it funny?