Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Jan 23, 2007 5:49:05 pm PST #5403 of 10001
brillig

I fear I'm too old for Veronica Mars. This is the second time I've tried to watch it, but I just can't. Veronica so wants to be Buffy, she even sounds like her. I have no idea what her sidekick's name is, but she always gets called "Willow" in my head. I try to like it, because so many peeps here do, but it's not working.


Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 5:52:05 pm PST #5404 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I tried to teach my nephew to say, "That's bananas Grammie."

It didn't work out, but he's got, "Uh oh spaghetti-oh" down.


sarameg - Jan 23, 2007 6:05:44 pm PST #5405 of 10001

Allyson, get the boy Flanimals. Really. You might get equated something utterly bizarre, but they are nicely warped and appealing to that age group. Great way to make the family tilt their heads!


sarameg - Jan 23, 2007 6:15:15 pm PST #5406 of 10001

OK, I went to put together tomorrow's dinner and... I lost a bag of cheese. Weird. God knows where I put it.


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 6:17:33 pm PST #5407 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I lost a bag of cheese.

I'm picturing a group of surgeons standing around an operating table with a bag a cheese on it. One Dr. says, "Call it."

It's possible I'm on a sugar high.


sumi - Jan 23, 2007 6:22:32 pm PST #5408 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I've got tennis on tv but the match they're showing is finished and I've got a different match up on the Australian Open's website. I think this is the first time I've "seen" anything live this tournament.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 7:10:26 pm PST #5409 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just learnt that I was standing next to Paris Hilton at a party on Sunday.

I have totally arrived--I ignored Paris. I mean, I knew there was a tall blonde standing next to me, but I didn't care.


Kristen - Jan 23, 2007 7:12:37 pm PST #5410 of 10001

ita is AWESOME.


Kat - Jan 23, 2007 7:17:04 pm PST #5411 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, I thought there were beautiful people at J's party. If that were teh case, why would Paris hilton be there?


Kat - Jan 23, 2007 7:19:16 pm PST #5412 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kristen, Old Navy wrote back. It was Very Unsatisfying.