You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jan 23, 2007 5:56:33 am PST #5141 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Well, becaue they aren't mutually exclusive!


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2007 5:57:03 am PST #5142 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The National Pie Council picked the WRONG DAY for pie day! It should be March 14!

Maybe the National Pi Council t edit -- I don't think such an organization exists, but it should didn't want baked goods horning in on their special day....

However, in honor of National Pie Day, let's all enjoy an oldie-but-goodie: When come back, bring pie!


Daisy Jane - Jan 23, 2007 5:57:40 am PST #5143 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

bon, on Studio 60: Danny's Jordan obsession squicked horribly. In what way is he supposed to look like anything but an asshole?

Hi all! Out of mourning now.


Jessica - Jan 23, 2007 5:59:05 am PST #5144 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In other weird pop culture news, Caryn James has gone completely off the deep end. (Folks may remember Caryn from such previous columns as "Why no girls like LotR.")

In this case, all I can think is that she's a distant cousin of Jennifer Aniston's, or Angelina Jolie accidentally ran over her puppy.


Jesse - Jan 23, 2007 6:00:58 am PST #5145 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, becaue they aren't mutually exclusive!

No, no -- I was actually serious. I like that.

Also, Nellie Olson!


msbelle - Jan 23, 2007 6:01:54 am PST #5146 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Announced to my office building via email:

Please do not be alarmed by the activity beginning tomorrow in the vicinity of the Brooklyn Bridge. Beginning tomorrow at 4:00PM, Tuesday, January 23, and continuing on weekdays through January, a movie being made in the vicinity of the Brooklyn Bridge will employ flood lighting, Army and Costal Guard helicopters, mock police and military vehicles, and over 1,000 extras for an evacuation scene.


Jesse - Jan 23, 2007 6:03:08 am PST #5147 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, I'd better share that with my office, too, as our conference room looks out over the bridge.


Sue - Jan 23, 2007 6:03:55 am PST #5148 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Please do not be alarmed by the activity beginning tomorrow in the vicinity of the Brooklyn Bridge. Beginning tomorrow at 4:00PM, Tuesday, January 23, and continuing on weekdays through January, a movie being made in the vicinity of the Brooklyn Bridge will employ flood lighting, Army and Costal Guard helicopters, mock police and military vehicles, and over 1,000 extras for an evacuation scene.

Yeah, that's going to freak some people out.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 23, 2007 6:04:19 am PST #5149 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

In the full interview in British Elle, when Ms. Jolie hesitated in describing her newborn daughter, the reporter suggested the word blob. Ms. Jolie foolishly responded: “Yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality.”

Well, yeah, babies take a little while to get alert and personalities, from my perspective anyway. @@


Ailleann - Jan 23, 2007 6:04:22 am PST #5150 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

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Oh yes. And here's a thought... you want to "create a national discussion about the propriety of using children in simulated rape acts"? Why don't we start a national discussion of child rape instead?!?

Oh, my aching blood pressure.