We had cookies for breakfast. Heart shaped sugar cookies.
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jan 23, 2007 3:33:14 am PST #5107 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 23, 2007 3:39:15 am PST #5108 of 10001
What is even happening?
Have you tried one, Brenda, they sound good, and no HFCS.
The dog isn't just getting cookies for breakfast. Her cookies are probably better than yours.
brenda m - Jan 23, 2007 3:42:31 am PST #5109 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
They smell pretty good, I won't lie. But so far I'm resisting.
Kat - Jan 23, 2007 4:31:43 am PST #5110 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Mmm... cookies for breakfast sound like such a good plan. I have mexican wedding cookies so perhaps i'll have those?
Nora Deirdre - Jan 23, 2007 4:40:19 am PST #5111 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I have mexican wedding cookies so perhaps i'll have those?
I think you must! Have them for all of us who are sadly mexican wedding cookie-deprived...
Kat - Jan 23, 2007 4:40:48 am PST #5112 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
nora, if there were not a coast between us, I'd happily share.
sarameg - Jan 23, 2007 4:47:56 am PST #5113 of 10001
See, Kat comes in here every morning and taunts us with food we do not have! Sheesh.
OK, it's snowing. It's not supposed to do that.
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 5:08:14 am PST #5114 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Victorian joke book proves that the old ones aren't best
I say, I say, I say - have you heard the one about the Victorian gags that hadn't been aired for 130 years? Well, when you hear them you'll probably understand why.
A long-neglected stash of jokes will this week be revived for the first time since their 19th-century prime. The material was gathered in two notebooks by the touring clown Thomas Lawrence to perfect and preserve his pioneering stand-up routines. This Victorian equivalent of Bob Monkhouse's joke book will by performed at the spiritual home of variety - Blackpool.
It might not be sufficiently sophisticated or bawdy to tickle the audience of today, but in their time, this material would have reduced the crowd to peals of laughter.
The books contains such gems as: "What's the difference between a rowing boat and Joan of Arc? One is made of wood and the other is Maid of Orleans."
That's, um... not very good.
shrift - Jan 23, 2007 5:09:00 am PST #5115 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am drinking a very large cup of coffee, and trying to convince myself to listen to my work voicemail.
Sue - Jan 23, 2007 5:09:39 am PST #5116 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Oscar Nominees:
I feel very out of touch with movies this year. The only nominated movie I've seen is Little Miss Sunshine.