You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jan 05, 2007 10:41:12 am PST #491 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

But this is what I do. If I'm making onions I just use the same food processor to chop the garlic.

more detail

cook the onion til it is translucent. add garlic. stir. add tomatoes. yes 10 to 15 seconds before you add liquid.

I have a basic tomato soup. 3-4 cloves of diced garlic throw into a pan with oil. stir. cook for maybe a minute. and 2 tbsp paprika. stir. cook for maybe 30 seconds. add some splahes of sherry . add large can of v-8 or tomato juice. heat through. serve with shredded cheddar or yogurt or sour cream....

Key, have everything ready to go before you start. never take your eyes off the pot til the juice is in . be ready to toss the garlic if you get distracted.

and yes I have an eletric stove. Key to the electric stove, start it lower than you think you need.


Connie Neil - Jan 05, 2007 10:41:21 am PST #492 of 10001
brillig

One thing the DH does is cut the top off of frozen veggie bags, and then uses the plastic strip he cut off to tie shut the reclosed bag.

That's so logical and obvious that I am disturbed by how much I'm impressed by that.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 05, 2007 10:42:04 am PST #493 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Was I impressed by this cool trick? Yes, I was.

Heh. Good tip!

I was indactrinated in love of kitchen shears early on, by my mother who would cut through chicken pieces (including bone) like nobody's business. The shears - Cutco- come apart and are dishwasher safe.

Definitely useful for butterflying a chicken easily.


tommyrot - Jan 05, 2007 10:42:08 am PST #494 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This enables an enzyme called allinase to come in contact and combine with the precursor or substrate alliin to form allicin, which contains the odoriferous constituent of garlic."

Ooh baby!


Connie Neil - Jan 05, 2007 10:42:43 am PST #495 of 10001
brillig

Hubby cooks. The only thing I do in the kitchen is tell him when the pasta's done, because his idea of al dente does not match that of the rest of the world. His either crunches or is mush.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2007 10:44:51 am PST #496 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm trying to achieve a thinner-than-paper state of Nirvana.

That's the theory in the Goodfellas scene. If you slice it thin enough it just dissolves into the sauce and so there's minimal loss of garlic oils.

You should be able to slice garlic thin enough that it's completely translucent. Not that it's necessary for most recipes, but that's definitely doable.


Nutty - Jan 05, 2007 10:45:07 am PST #497 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Nutty! You are vastly more likely to cut yourself badly with a dull knife than with a sharp one.

I think you people misunderestimate my ability to leave my fingers directly under the knife when I am, e.g., chopping onions. It's never the fault of the force or swiftness of the knife hand; it's the fault of locating the not-knife hand. (Really!)

garlic

Smashed flat, or whole, or sliced a bit. I never bother to mince. Although I have a strong, fond memory of the movie Goodfellas, in which one of the mobsters slices his garlic with a razor blade.

food processor

I just got one of these for Xmas! I haven't actually used it yet, but I will soon!

In other news, I have been to Sephora (I have a wedding to attend tomorrow) and have returned with brown mascara, lavender glitter eyeshadow, and a purple eyeliner. And sushi, because I needed lunch.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 05, 2007 10:45:14 am PST #498 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Damn, for some reason this just reminded me of a resturaunt in Boston that's no more called UVA.

There is, however, a place in Somerville called EVOO (opened way before Rachael Ray ruined that acronym for everyone)


Allyson - Jan 05, 2007 10:45:48 am PST #499 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

allicin

Pronounced like Allyson?


sarameg - Jan 05, 2007 10:45:56 am PST #500 of 10001

No one watches you cook and/or criticizes your technique at a dinner party, they just eat the results and tell you how delicious it was.

Last time I cooked in front of anyone (at xmas) I managed to burn the pan of stuff and had to start over from scratch. Just wasn't paying close enough attention. THEN there was apparently a little bit of water left in the beans when they were dumped into the serving dish, so all the nicely crusty crumbs kinda went moosh. Eh, it wasn't fabulous, but it didn't taste gross and no one complained within earshot.