Reptiles and amphibians don't flip out.
You've never picked up a ball python after having been dicing raw chicken! Sleepy snake started heading for person's neck from their crooked arm, to drape around something warm, froze and then
launched
itself at invisible spot on the placket where they had apparently gotten a molecule of chicken goo. Latched right on, it did, and started to try to strangle the cloth in a frenzy. Only way to free the shirt was to dump it and the snake into a tub of cool water.
Or horned toads when put in front of a mirror!
Jesse, did you set up that Rapture e-mail thingie?
Too hard to know who'll be left to maintain the tree.
Godzilla has been known to flip out on occasion.
Too hard to know who'll be left to maintain the tree.
We could hash it out in Lightbulbs. Er...of course that would be Hell, so this really is a conundrum.
I can't believe those Orville Redenbacher ads aren't
supposed
to be creepy. SO EFFING CREEPY!
We could hash it out in Lightbulbs. Er...of course that would be Hell, so this really is a conundrum.
Heh.
otherwise I'd have to flip out and kill a mammal.
I've got a roasting pan. Kill something tasty.
Random Flash-based entertainment: Sinister Ducks
Not a mammal.
Pork?
One of the students (we have some seriously kind people at the centre) brought in roast pig this week. As in a roast pig, whole. We descended on it like locusts and picked its bones clean with the help of some lovely sauce, but not before I got a chance to sink a cleaver into its skull a few times.
Which apparently is taking it a bit far. Puts me in mind of this shirt.
Okay. I should go buy bananas, because I've been without them at breakfast too long, and I should bake bread. I should also decide what I'm wearing (if I can go) to one of the student's birthday party tomorrow. Sunday night! Freak.
