I love your brain, Plei. Also, yes. Also also, if I can shake off this migraine hangover, I might poke at one of those possibilities.

@@ The meeting I thought was going to run 12-1:30 is over already, which is great, except I would have gone to lunch either with friends or with leaving coworker if I'd known! Now I've eaten already! Stupid bad planning.

Also also, if I can shake off this migraine hangover, I might poke at one of those possibilities.

I'd do it, if I hadn't accidentally started writing, umm, totally pointless DA hetfic last night. It is sad that my justifications for story ideas these days are things like, "Sam makes the o.0 face and reaches for the brain bleach. A lot." or "Logan attempts to be nice to Alec while trying to figure out if his head will, in fact, explode from the effort. Also, there is jaw twitching."

I want to work with shrift.

Make sure to bring a Tyvek bunny suit to work with you. Wouldn't want to expose you to any bloodborne pathogens.

Yeah, but unpasteurized milk tastes gross.

No, it truly doesn't. It's awesome. Have you had it? Whenever I went to my family's dairy farm in Prince Edward Island, I drank raw milk. They kept it in a pitcher in the fridge, and you had to shake it to mix up the cream (unless you didn't want to).

After one summer trip there though, when school started up, I came down with Hand, Foot and Mouth, which they swear isn't the same as Hoof and Mouth. BUT, the family's herd got Hoof and Mouth, after we left. We've never been convinced there isn't an unknown connection, because at the time, nobody else I knew had (ever) had Hand, Foot and Mouth. It's the first time we'd heard of the virus, and nobody else ended up with it.

You can all tell me I'm wrong now, but I won't believe you. I'll just pretend I do.

My point is, I don't think I'd drink raw milk again, even though I love it so.

The unpasteurized milk adherents also believe that for raw milk to be safe it must come from cows that only eat grass. Corn-fed cow milk is bad.

Not just unpasteurized milk. If you get pasteurized milk that is grass instead of grain fed, the levels of CLA and beneficial fats are higher.

Once again, it comes down to The Evil Which Is Corn.

Not "The Evil That is Corn?" (I don't want to start a kerfuffle, I honestly have that/which confusion issues.)

Corn, or maize to be specific, like most things, is not itself evil. Evil things like to hide in it, though. And the corn lobby is evil, because they've managed to get USFD approval to add corn products to just about everything known to man that can be purchased in a store. Plus the evil chemical tweaking of ordinary, healthful corn syrup to make it a nasty, addictive and nutritionally detrimental component of prepared foods from baby foods to power bars.

I honestly have that/which confusion issues.

If you can't put a comma in front of which, it should probably be that.