I'm taking a deep breath and giving myself a mental shake to get off the semantics thing.
(If an explanation helps at all, chatty!co-worker is the most pedantic, literal-minded human being I have ever encountered, and he deliberately obfuscates because of semantics. Daily. In fact, every night when we leave work, he says "See you tomorrow...maybe." When someone asked him why the "maybe" he said "You can't know we'll both be here tomorrow." He also says things like "*Try to* have a good evening," rather than "Have a good evening," because the latter is apparently laden with expectations and pressure.
He might be trying to be funny, but after 5 years, every day -- it's not funny. If someone asks "Do you know what time it is?" he replies, without fail, "Yes."
So semantics -- while they are significant in many cases -- get on my last nerve. And that is why I'm in serious need of a bitch-slapping this morning. Er, afternoon.)
Again, sorry. Go Team Vitamins! Or -- Go Team Adequate Dietary Intake!
How 'bout those Bears? How 'bout that weather, huh? Uh....look! Cats!