I think I may have food poisoning.

A friend swears by espresso with lemon juice. In France, I got great fizzy lemon tablets from the pharmacist when I had food poisoning (needless to say, with their tendency to recommend suppositories for almost anything, I was relieved). So maybe something like Emergen-C would help? I've also heard cider vinegar. I guess the theory is kill whatever bacteria is causing it.

On a hopefully unrelated note, Top Chef: Well, that just sucked. I wish Cliff had go home for his boring/not great dish instead of that. But I think that he was completely out of line.

Lee, this is ungood. You okay? I mean, in the scope of not needing immediate medical attention as obviously having food poisoning is not really okay.

Lee, should you go to the ER or urgent care?

Not okay, but no ER or urgent care needed, at least so far. I suspect this is more the alternating getting sick with lying on the sofa feeling sorry for myself kind of thing.

Oh Lee, I'm so sorry. Nothing worse in the world than food poisoning.

{{{Lee}}} Oof. Sorry. I hope it goes away quickly.

Lee--is it headache, diarrhea and vomiting? That's food poisoning. Take Immodium or Pepto if you have it. I have laways ridden it out in the past, but you might want to get to an urgent care.

Oh damn, Lee. Sip something wet while you feel sorry for yourself, okay? I hope you start feeling better.

ice chips if you can't do anything else

Oh, that's no good, Lee. I hope you feel better very soon. Or now. Now would be better.