Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jan 05, 2007 8:35:11 am PST #344 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I am looking forward to the awesome sense of accomplishment later, though.

Right?! We put together a new bookshelf last night and it's so easy yet so satisfying.


Maria - Jan 05, 2007 8:35:55 am PST #345 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

You guys, my bed is still not put together.

Is there an allen wrench involved? Heh, it's IKEA -- of course there's an allen wrench involved. I hate them with a passion.

Being a sweaty mess sucks, especially for this. You have to finish putting together the bed, or else you won't have anywhere to sleep tonight. There's no putting it off 'til later. (Though it's probably better if you finish it tonight; it's supposed to be 70 degrees tomorrow.)


Sean K - Jan 05, 2007 8:36:26 am PST #346 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Does this mean I'm not a n00b foodie anymore?

She would also manage to say something about "arduer".

Okay, I was bored and reading through f_w the other day, and spotted this LKH silliness. Dare I even ask what this dumb-ass "arduer" crap is?


DavidS - Jan 05, 2007 8:36:54 am PST #347 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jesse, with something as big as a bed it really really helps to have an extra set of hands to hold things in place while you're allen-wrenching everything into place.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 05, 2007 8:37:07 am PST #348 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Nutty has now accidentally chopped both her hands off

Can she still kill a cheetah on a squash court?

Heh, I didn't think it would be Sean who won my wager.


Sue - Jan 05, 2007 8:37:08 am PST #349 of 10001
hip deep in pie

You guys, my bed is still not put together.

Megan and her DH gave me an "extra" coffee table that they got with their IKEA order (they got an extra one because IKEA royally f'ed their order and it came in bibs and bobs) and they arrived at my place and put it together like IKEA commandos. I was totally willing to do it myself, but it was awesome to watch.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2007 8:37:56 am PST #350 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allen wrenches bite.

Would someone like to job hunt for me? Not to mention get the UI rules sorted out so I know how to fill out the online forms? Racing around the neighbourhood to find cereal this morning has plain tuckered me out.


Allyson - Jan 05, 2007 8:38:10 am PST #351 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

While we're doing recs, I need to buy a new mattress/boxspring set. I don't want to spend over 500 bucks. Is it possible to get a decent one?


Dana - Jan 05, 2007 8:38:13 am PST #352 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Sean, from what I understand, since I read one and a half Anita Blake books before getting bored, it's this thing Anita has that makes her have to have a lot of sex. Also, it's "ardeur", being, you know, French, but neither LKH nor Anita can spell.


shrift - Jan 05, 2007 8:38:19 am PST #353 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Damn foodies! Now I need some lunch!