And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jan 05, 2007 8:11:59 am PST #308 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What a world, what a world.

Honestly, from what y'all say about him, I would have guessed that AB would be right up my alley, but his thing on NPR about making eggnog really turned me off.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2007 8:12:55 am PST #309 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And yet, I still manage to gouge chunks out of my fingernails and/or thumbs on a regular basis. So, they're clearly sharp enough.

Actually, dull knives are far more likely to slip and cause this kind of injury. A really sharp knife will go where you tell it to, and not veer off into your knuckles.


Scrappy - Jan 05, 2007 8:13:19 am PST #310 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Nutty, as former Non-sharpener, I can say that having sharp knives will cause LESS self-mutilation. One isn't constantly sawing away at stuff, or cutting at weird angles so the one sharp part of the blade actually contacts the meat.


Sean K - Jan 05, 2007 8:13:51 am PST #311 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I still manage to gouge chunks out of my fingernails and/or thumbs on a regular basis. So, they're clearly sharp enough.

Nutty! You are vastly more likely to cut yourself badly with a dull knife than with a sharp one. Sharp ones cut what you want them to, in the direction you want them too, with much less force on the knife. Dull knives more mash their way through than cut, change direction without warning, and are far more dangerous because of the amount of force needed to push them through foodstuffs, so when they slip they slip with all that extra force behind them.

Hie thee to a knife sharpener and stop cutting your hands and fingers!!!!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 05, 2007 8:14:15 am PST #312 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

(ATK recommends electric sharpeners if you can afford one, and manual sharpeners over honing steels.)

Huh. Interesting. I'd definitely default to ATK too. Even when Alton is right about the science, he can be wrong about the best way to get the best final result. I've always been skeptical on his take about any and all stuffings for turkeys being verbotten (mainly cause I grew up with pork stuffing in our family's birds).

I am, however, not a member of the cult of Alton Brown.

BURN THE HERETIC!!!! Ahem, sorry, got carried away.


Sean K - Jan 05, 2007 8:14:54 am PST #313 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

TRIPLE X-POST! NUTTY, SHARPEN YOUR KNIVES!


Maria - Jan 05, 2007 8:14:57 am PST #314 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

it's like 5-6 bucks to do both chef's knives.

My father has all of his knives at the restaurant sharpened every 2 weeks. They pick them up and drop them off. It's wonderful, until one of the part-timers uses one and then just throws it into a drawer or slips it between the 2 butcher block tables in the back. They do this so often that my father hides his really good ones. The new rule is that no one not related to him by blood can touch any knife in his work area.

My everyday knives at home are in a block. They're not that good. My good chef's knife is in the drawer in a sleeve. I'll have to figure out another solution when more of the good knives are obtained.


msbelle - Jan 05, 2007 8:16:48 am PST #315 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Nora - do you covet the magnetic knife holder because you lack the space for one, or are you just wanting and not yet getting?

BK for lunch! not exactly what my sick self needs, but comfort food.


-t - Jan 05, 2007 8:16:49 am PST #316 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I did just renew my subscription to Cook's Illustrated, if that helps forestall the shunning.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2007 8:17:00 am PST #317 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Cook's Illustrated / ATK on knife sharpeners. I don't know if that article is old enough to require registration or not.