Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Jan 15, 2007 2:37:02 pm PST #2977 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Oh, Scrappy, I have one of those. An old one, that is now falling apart after 3-4 years of heavy use, because although not exactly stylin' it is the most useful thing ever. Not quite big enough to fit papers, though. And a really thick book will be problematic.


Sue - Jan 15, 2007 2:39:31 pm PST #2978 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Why am I getting no red carpet coverage of the Golden Globes? It's the best part of the show!!


bon bon - Jan 15, 2007 2:45:38 pm PST #2979 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh, golden globes are on tonight. What will we call Natter 50 tomorrow? (Still at work!)

I just realized I never reported back that my water did, in fact, come back online on Saturday. Showers were had by some.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2007 2:54:23 pm PST #2980 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is that a jade spoon pendant, or is it a flattened dick on a string?

You be the judge.


Cass - Jan 15, 2007 3:00:20 pm PST #2981 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I click on your links why, ita?

And it's a dick on a spoon. Which is less funny than the ones in a box, but still amusing.


Cashmere - Jan 15, 2007 3:00:31 pm PST #2982 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

cock on a rope.


Cashmere - Jan 15, 2007 3:01:07 pm PST #2983 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My sister also has that bag and she ADORES it. And she carries a lot of shit.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2007 3:01:42 pm PST #2984 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's jewelry! And honestly, a lot of the stuff on that site is very pretty.

Do we even care what movie this is from? I don't as long as I get to see it.


Cashmere - Jan 15, 2007 3:05:17 pm PST #2985 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't as long as I get to see it.

Crap. Shekhar Kapur is going to fucking do it to me AGAIN. Lure me into a film about Elizabeth I that is not even REMOTELY historically accurate.

And she's doing it with hot, sexy men in Elizabethan dress.

Fuck.

I'm going to go see it.

Of course.


Jesse - Jan 15, 2007 3:11:33 pm PST #2986 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, this afternoon/evening, I saw The Departed (OMG LOVE), spilled most of a glass of wine all over myself (club soda is surprisingly effective), and only increased my love of Justin Timberlake (Golden Globes).