Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jan 15, 2007 11:49:58 am PST #2964 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So here's what happened.

I figured I should bake something to warm up my apartment. I had that weird phillo dough crap in my freezer (I forget why) and some apples.

I took out the dough, let it thaw for a bit while getting laundry done.

SO I chopped up the apples, squeezed some lemon on them, spinkled in brown sugar and cinnamon, a bit of vanilla, and a pinch of nutmeg.

Then I went to unroll the phillo dough stuff, and it was loaded with sheets of paper which I kept peeling off and throwing away. Then I realized that was the actual dough.

So I folded the paperdough into oragami tart shapes, and went to stuff it in cupcake tins...and realized the tins were rusty.

So I put the paper cupcake thingies in the tins, they squished the oragamidough into them the best I could, filled with the apple mixture, put a quarter of a pat of butter on each, and now I'm sitting here hoping something edible, if not disasterous, comes out of the oven in about a half hour.


sarameg - Jan 15, 2007 11:56:20 am PST #2965 of 10001

If nothing else, your apartment is going to smell awesome.

it was loaded with sheets of paper which I kept peeling off and throwing away. Then I realized that was the actual dough.

This is something I could easily see happening to me. But I laughed anyway!


Allyson - Jan 15, 2007 12:10:12 pm PST #2966 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have apple tart filling surrounded by papier mache. It's sort of tasty.


Jessica - Jan 15, 2007 12:11:41 pm PST #2967 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The thing to do with phyllo is to separate the sheets (3-4 to a layer) and brush butter between the layers. Not the healthiest crust in the world, but mmmmmmmmmmm.


Scrappy - Jan 15, 2007 1:06:20 pm PST #2968 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

It still sounds awfully yummy to me, Allyson, just for the apple mixture alone. Damn, now I'm craving apple crumble.

ION, I am at work and have spent valuable company time ordering a new purse.

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It's in sage green, if the link defaults to a different color. These bags are not very hip nor styling, but they are long-lasting, way easy to organize (due to the 80 bazillion different pockets they have on the inside), and you can throw them in the washer when they get dirty.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2007 1:12:21 pm PST #2969 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's a really cool bag, Robin. I'd like my sugar daddy to buy me one in leather.

So if anyone sees a likely looking sugar daddy, could you send him that link?


-t - Jan 15, 2007 1:30:52 pm PST #2970 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's my everyday purse, but in purple. Not leather.


Scrappy - Jan 15, 2007 1:48:45 pm PST #2971 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

It's really thoughtfully designed. I love that there are so many different-sized pockets and they are set so stuff doesn't fall out of them, even if you are the kind of person who tends to toss your purse around in a careless manner. Not that I would do such a thing, no way.

eyes present purse smushed under desk after disentangling the strap from my chair wheel.


Jessica - Jan 15, 2007 1:59:31 pm PST #2972 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Heh -- What Jack Bauer needs in his cell phone.


Dana - Jan 15, 2007 2:03:42 pm PST #2973 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Woohoo! My rehearsal has been cancelled thanks to weather.

t off to put on another sweater and have some more tea