Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Jan 11, 2007 5:57:39 pm PST #2225 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

If I can complain about the Pepto commercial with the giant Godzillas and greek goddesses grabbing their asses to the "diarrhea" portion of the PB "Acid indigestion, stomach upset, diarrhea" ditty. It's FREAKING WEIRD.

I gotta admit, that variation on the macarena made me laugh.


Kat - Jan 11, 2007 5:57:51 pm PST #2226 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh! the cute black kitty!

Okay. I should go file. Please give me a reason to avoid filing!


Kat - Jan 11, 2007 6:09:15 pm PST #2227 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Ugh. Cameron is such a ridiculous fucking sap. Seriously. She needs a smack.

Hungry now.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2007 6:11:11 pm PST #2228 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And...the listings are still not right.

I give up. My plans for the rest of the night will include nothing more energetic than lolling.

Maybe tomorrow.


Kathy A - Jan 11, 2007 7:19:03 pm PST #2229 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Raq!! Are you all right?!?

Prayers and hopes are with you and all the embassy.

ETA: Just read Beep me--glad to you know you're okay!


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2007 7:59:04 pm PST #2230 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tragically, no wolf was available to huff, puff

3 pigs die in house fire they triggered by knocking over TV after breakout

BELGRADE, Serbia - A farmer's home in northern Serbia was destroyed in a blaze caused by three pigs that broke out of their pen, walked into the living room and knocked over the TV, police said Wednesday.

The television tube burst, starting a fire that spread through the house late Monday in Temerin, 50 miles, northwest of Belgrade, local police said.

No people were hurt, but the pigs perished.

There's a moral in here, somewhere....


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2007 8:01:26 pm PST #2231 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Austrian World Cup star loses bet, skis naked


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2007 8:03:01 pm PST #2232 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's a moral in here, somewhere....

But better yet, there's bacon in there too.

My triple macchiato came, I got a hug, and I'm trying to biofeedback myself into keeping low key. I'm much calmer than I was for my last post, so that's a start.


Kalshane - Jan 11, 2007 8:12:44 pm PST #2233 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Sorry for the TV and the not feeling well and other general suckage, ita.

Glad to hear Raq and family are okay.

In me-me-me news, I have discovered I have only one shirt that will button up at the collar and one tie that doesn't come up short due to my apparently huge neck. Ugh. Thankfully, they're not completely repugnant together.

I would wear my suit, but unfortunately I wore it to the interview Wednesday and dropped it off at the dry cleaners today about an hour before the agency called and set up tomorrow's interview. Oy.

I sure am going to dazzle them at the interview tomorrow. [headshake] Glad I'm not super-hyped about this job.


Cashmere - Jan 11, 2007 8:41:16 pm PST #2234 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

OMG--Jon Stewart made me spit diet coke with his Highlander comment.