Why is popcorn so compulsively eatable? I don't even like it that much, but I'm sitting here with a bowl of largely flavorless microwave popcorn, shoveling it into my mouth like I'm an old-time locomotive and it's coal.
Because they put an addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly, ya smartarse!
/So I Married an Axe Murderer
Oh, I hate the Colonel, with his wee, beady eyes!
Dana, what's worse than regular popcorn? Kettlecorn.
Yeah, you add sugar in, and I'm really screwed. Or that Harry and David Moose Mix stuff? With the chocolate? A bag of that disappears around here really fast.
with his wee, beady eyes!
Before he went tits up, of course.
I'm excited, because we're about to have popcorn in my office! YAY POPCORN!!
I'm obsessed with Utz Cheese Popcorn, but I bet that's not what we get.
Yeah, you add sugar in, and I'm really screwed. Or that Harry and David Moose Mix stuff? With the chocolate? A bag of that disappears around here really fast.
or some parmesan cheese out of the green can, right when the popcorn comes out, so it melts a little / mmmmmm
you all are making me hungry.
It was bad enough that Natter forced me to have Indian food last night. And now this!
Soy sauce is good on popcorn.
I learned this in college.
I have feta. I was tempted, but it probably wouldn't work so well with popcorn.