Allyson, please write back and ask a) what she'll be wearing for her presentation, and b) how much she charges for lap dances.
Is that who you had before, ita?
Yep. They're a lot less efficient with COBRA.
The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 11:19:35 am PST #1436 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
shrift - Jan 09, 2007 11:19:38 am PST #1437 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I find myself wanting to send these people hate mail.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 09, 2007 11:20:39 am PST #1438 of 10001
What is even happening?
Dear Asshats,
Oh, please. She's barefoot.
Love and Kisses,
EVERYONE
Nutty - Jan 09, 2007 11:23:28 am PST #1439 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think you will be impressed with her ability to support and represent woman in engineering
I'd appreciate it a lot more if she wasn't letting her chi-chi's hang out.
I think you have found your response, Allyson. Except I might have called them bazooms.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 09, 2007 11:24:48 am PST #1440 of 10001
What is even happening?
Without being able to see the picture, the barefootedness is far more offensive to my sensibilities than cleavage issues.
Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2007 11:28:29 am PST #1441 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oooh, she has brains and she's hot. Which one should our scientific supply company emphasize?
Would watch my eyes roll out the door if my eyes weren't, you know, rolling out the door.
ION: Hec would be proud. I had a bannana with my rasin bran this morning, and I had celery, carrots and cheese for lunch with pineapple and grapes for dessert.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 11:30:05 am PST #1442 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Do the raisins in a helping of Raisin Bran count as a fruit? They should, shouldn't they?
Allyson - Jan 09, 2007 11:31:09 am PST #1443 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'll scan and post to LJ, since I'm now so angry I'm worried about saying something I'll wish i could take back.
shrift - Jan 09, 2007 11:31:42 am PST #1444 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
No, really, Birgit likes it when we objectify her!
Aims - Jan 09, 2007 11:33:37 am PST #1445 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
She was asking for it with her selling something with the word "mount" in it!