You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 7:32:53 am PST #1361 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fuck, yeah! Congrats on gradness!


shrift - Jan 09, 2007 7:33:21 am PST #1362 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

t grumpily continues to eat salad with coffee spoon


amych - Jan 09, 2007 7:34:12 am PST #1363 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fuck yeah, indeed! I'm not sure I really grokked how worried I was about not getting in until the huge wave of w00t and relief and general big-stupid-grinningness.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2007 7:34:49 am PST #1364 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

grumpily continues to eat salad with coffee spoon

Eating non-dairy creamer out of the jar doesn't count as salad, shrift.


amych - Jan 09, 2007 7:36:25 am PST #1365 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

First "it's not a fruit if it goes on a burger" and now this. Why you gotta be all up in everyone's lunch, Hec?


Ailleann - Jan 09, 2007 7:37:42 am PST #1366 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Yay amych!


Allyson - Jan 09, 2007 7:38:50 am PST #1367 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Go team amych!

My horoscope sez: If someone who seems odd from your online dating or social networking site sends you a message, don't be too quick to judge. You don't have to answer, but at least give it a little consideration.

Um. You all seem odd. And I always consider you all.


shrift - Jan 09, 2007 7:39:41 am PST #1368 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Eating non-dairy creamer out of the jar doesn't count as salad, shrift.

Not even if I mix it with a little Splenda and a packet of salt?


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 7:40:05 am PST #1369 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Horoscopes tell you about your onlife life now?


Sue - Jan 09, 2007 7:41:39 am PST #1370 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Congrats Amych!!