Is it raining out there, tommyrot? Of course, I left my umbrella in my car...

That Matilda sure is a cutie-pie.

I have a VERY exciting evening planned. I will reveal more details later, and you will all wish you were me, I tell you what.

Dammit, I wish I were you most of the time anyway!

I'm "working from home" tomorrow while my new bedroom furniture gets delivered. I'll actually have to work, is the problem. I might actually try to do some work tonight, to get it out of the way. Or I'll just laze around like I always do.

Is it raining out there, tommyrot? Of course, I left my umbrella in my car...

Yeah. I was just on the edge of the storm, so it might miss you.

I have a ups package waiting for me. Somewhere. Now to figure out how to get it. May ask them to leave it with my neighbor. Of course, they didn't say when they tried to deliver it. This is the only day this week there WASN'T a UPS truck arriving as I got home. Of course.

My kitchen is unpacked. I'm eating soup.

Upper sixties predicted for Saturday. I LOVE THIS WEATHER.

In other Eat It news:

WASHINGTON - Hours after taking control of Congress, House Democrats disclosed a plan they said would strengthen homeland security after five years of complaining that Republicans weren't doing enough.

Democrats say their legislation bill would implement the unfinished 9/11 Commission recommendations that fall under the Homeland Security Committee's jurisdiction.

The bill would require private companies to prepare for terrorism and the government would have to inspect cargo on passenger planes and shipping containers leaving the largest ports. Airport screeners would be given whistle-blower protection, money would be set aside to develop technology for detecting explosives at checkpoints and an appeals process would be established for airline passengers mistaken for terrorists on watch lists.

Democrats have said the Republican-controlled Congress didn't implement the commission's 41 recommendations aimed at improving safety after the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks.

The commission itself met a year ago to hand out failing grades to the government, giving an "F," for example, to improving airline passenger screening and homeland security spending for cities considered most at risk of attack.

The bill will be debated and voted on Tuesday — without going through the committee process — as part of the Democrats' "100 hours" plan to quickly accomplish their priorities.

Republicans objected to the speed with which the Democrats are moving.

Get this, the legislature is passing legislation that makes the country work better. The Republicans think this is crazy fast because in the last five years they did nothing on this subject. That's their idea of appropriate speed.

Ha ha Republican congresspeoples! You sucked his cock and did what he wanted and now you lose.

Pelosi is kicking ass and taking names.

Those Democrats sure are crazy, voting on bills all willy-nilly.

Those Democrats sure are crazy, voting on bills all willy-nilly.

I keep laughing at the Republicans going, "Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there kid. No need going and doing stuff!"

Oh, and a bunch of Republican congresscritters were whinging about legislation -- originally submitted by Pelosi in 2004 -- that would guarantee some 'legislative minority' rights. Which the Republicans basically crushed at the time, of course.

Those Democrats sure are crazy, voting on bills all willy-nilly.

One would think that that was their job. Poor, poor Republicans. Meaniehead Democrats are making them look bad.

I can't wait until Emmett finds out adorable kids are chick magnets.

One last little bit.

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‘It’s Not Whining’

Not so the Republicans convened upstairs. Waving his hands and stomping his feet, Representative Patrick T. McHenry of North Carolina acted out on Wednesday what the rest of the Republican caucus must have felt. “It is so hypocritical, just on its face,” Mr. McHenry fumed.

His complaint: That Democrats, on the verge of taking control of Congress, were planning to run the place their way, driving the legislative agenda themselves without input from the Republican minority.

Wasn’t that, someone asked, how the Republicans had run Congress for more than a decade?

“We didn’t campaign on this openness,” Mr. McHenry argued, denying that he and his colleagues were just being sore losers. “It’s not whining,” he said. “It’s a matter of calling them out on their rhetoric.”

Democrats had not even taken over yet. But Republicans, suddenly facing a minimum two-year sentence out of power, coalesced around a message of kvetching.

They held up reports that Democrats would conduct their first 100 hours without allowing Republican amendments. They held news conferences to deplore the new regime, citing letters from Mrs. Pelosi from when she was in the minority, requesting a piece of the legislative action.